The best thread in the universe times infinity.

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Originally Posted by benagain

Ok I got one for ya:
If we were created/evolved, then why were we not created/evolved into having the ability to scratch the dead center of our backs? I have an itch thats killing me. I can touch everywhere else on my body except the center of my back. What's that all about?

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simple, you body isn't flexible enough, your mind? maybe...I can scratch my back no problem.. but then.. i don't have a normal body..

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Originally Posted by BobBong

simple, you body isn't flexible enough, your mind? maybe...I can scratch my back no problem.. but then.. i don't have a normal body..

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Lucky you then. i just need an extra few inches on my arm and I would be set :D Till then I'll just have to keep using sticks like monkey. Sun burn is a bitch.

why is ok to show vaginas and breasts in movies
but you rarely see penis's.
im sure that women would love to see a big dick on screen
but you never see that shit.
can you tell me why

I would get beat up everyday. Fight back, yeah, maybe till I'm dead. I'd rather die than suck dick, not that whoever does is bad or anything.

As for taping up the mud hole, I bet, it would mess up all your organs down there because your intenstines would break open. Any pothead doctors online?

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Originally Posted by friendowl

why is ok to show vaginas and breasts in movies
but you rarely see penis's.
im sure that women would love to see a big dick on screen
but you never see that shit.
can you tell me why

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I think that's a damn good question. :stoned:

any ideas why,anybody

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Originally Posted by friendowl

why is ok to show vaginas and breasts in movies
but you rarely see penis's.
im sure that women would love to see a big dick on screen
but you never see that shit.
can you tell me why

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I think its because that falls into the same category as watching 2 gay guys make out is not accepted and as enjoying as watching to women go at it.

Just like the rule in highschool why is it that if a guy goes and screws many girls hes a gigolo a badass but if a woman does it shes a whore lol.

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Originally Posted by Jimmicrackedcorn

Common perceptions of the theory of relativity? what are you on about, the wall is seperate from you, its seperated by space, I don't need to know the ins and outs of relativity to understand that it takes time to traverse a space anywhere, for anything, and the fact that it would be a few millionths of a second to travel to ure eye, is irrelevant (since, those few millionths of a second exist, even if you can't concsiouly perceive them actually do exist, and are of significance somewhere), since once it reaches ure eye, it takes about 1/10 or so of a second, to activate the rods and cones, to which the impulse is sent, so even if relativity is wrong (which it probably is, but its a lot more proven than philosophy, which is based on nothing) it wouldn't matter, as light travels a long distance in a 1/10 of a second. Then maybe not the wall then, the stars for instance, you are gazing back in to the past, look at the moon and you are seeing it, yes in the here and now, for ure perception, but the light from the moon, is 2/3 mins old, whatever it is u r seeing, manifested 2/3 minutes ago, which was what I was talking about. And the present, past and future are a bit more than a state of mind, I'm not talking of your perception of those three things, I'm talking about those three things in general. As concepts that are as real as the other side of the world, jus cuz I can't see that at the moment, doesn't mean time ceases to exist there. And if our brains are measures of perception, and perception is the realization of the outside world, and time encompasses the outside world, we do measure time, because well, I'm seeing shit right now, and its moving, unless I am the manifestation of the unconcsious thought of my own being (and wha the fuck does that mean?), but I've never agreed with that, becuz you can pretty much falsify any theory on the physical, if its all in ure head, and its a lil bit pretentious to say you make ureself exist basically, but obviously could be right cuz no1's got a fuckin clue whats goin on, but I doubt its definitely one or the other, and probly a mix.

And please, I REALLY want you to get in to why relativity, and why the definition of energy is flawed. I haven't read that book in a while, and I need my memory refreshing, re-reading it with the outlook that it is flawed, would be interesting.

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hey good stuff man!!!! Im not even gonna try to phase that you were rollin with it man!!!! Mwuhahahahaha :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by friendowl

any ideas why,anybody

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Its wierd but its like naked woman is accepted more by the world as beauty or an artform by the majority anyway I suppose and a big dick reguardless if its beautiful or exiting is accepted more like pornography, well thats my take on any way by the way they treat the subject from my observations.

who knows maybe its all just a big conspiracy:D

i think it cuz most men deep down are very very
self-conscious about their dicks.
imagine if there was a male movie star like say
brad pitt or denzel washinton.
girls see these movies cuz the guys are good looking.
bettar than there man
what if these guys that women are attracted to also
removed there clothes and showed that there dick was
a lot better than the husband or boyfriend.
it would make the male feel insecure if he was built small
pretty soon lil dicks would be unacceptable and 90% of the country
will file for divorce.
imagine george bush watching a movie with barbara when denzel whips
out a big black dick then when georgie trys to fuck later that night she's
gonna remember the big dick and then look at his lil one and laugh her ass off.