Cheech and Chong all the way!!! Up in smoke, simply the best! Alot of the others were good too though.:) :dance: :stoned:
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Cheech and Chong all the way!!! Up in smoke, simply the best! Alot of the others were good too though.:) :dance: :stoned:
Never seen any of the other films. So i voted How High...
Super Troopers gets my vote.
"He can't pull over anymore!"
"It smells like man-sex in here."
my vote went to dazed, but 4got BOUT CKY2K .."i can kick you higher than you can kick me, i can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you
higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha who chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg. Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I ain't got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice for the fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery is free but not from me I always want a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
oh shit
apocolipse now, i love watching this movie when i'm stoned. robert duval's charcter is my hero "any man thats brave enugh to hold his insides together with a pot plant can drink from my canteen any day!"
one crazy night, this movie is like a low grade fight club, but realy cool, and best of all no brad pit... YAY!
pulp fiction this movie is always next to my vcr because i watch it all the time.
NOT TURE! I've watched it like at least 200 times, I had it on my comp and just watched it over and over, then it FINALLY got boring. I still think its a pretty funny movie, mainly cause i saw it a long time ago when i was a little kid and it was hilarious then, and that was before i was a pothead.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
How High is pretty awesome and funny, but i hate movies about black people where they play the race card every two minutes and just make a bigger mess of the already clouded racial drama we always have going on.
Harold and Kumar SUCKED so much ass its almost inconceivable. I kept waiting for the end to come, and it never did. Even when they finally got top white castle it didnt make up for all the shitty acting and the incredibly stupid plot. Oh and I'd like to point out that the entire movie is a giant advertisement, and also that white castle burgers are probably the shittiest burgers ive EVER tasted. they are small, the buns are always nasty like they are made of some synthetic material. I mean wtf the bun is like shiny. the meat is like 1 mm thick and 2" X 2", and on top of that they are more expensive than mcdonalds. pshhh PATHETIC!!!!!!!
yo the bun is shiney!!! that is weird. might be the grease from the burger though. i feel the same way about harold and kumar. i felt like it was forcing the comedy, it wasnt natural.
also a lot of people say it was good just cuz it was a weed movie.
Favourite is Waking Life by the same director who did Dazed and Confused. Is a very different movie though.