You know you're a fucking stoner when...
when you leave the remote to the tv in the freezer.
you list ben and jerry as freinds.
you buy ice tea in a can, not because your thirsty, the can is a 32 Oz can and will make a nice steam roller in a pinch. gotta love the .99$ arazonas.
cartoons and cereal is whats for dinner.
It's pot! you see the great thing about it is.........what was i saying
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
.... if you have your alarm set for 4:20 am and pm
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
You triple check the ash tray to see if you can salvage some small green nuggets among all the previous cashed bowls :smokin:
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
you know your a stoner when your a member of cannabis.com
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
you know youre a stoner when you look down at your notes in class and you doodled mushrooms, gnomes, and bongs without knowing it
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
You know the meaning of the saying, "Smoked yourself straight".
When you call for pizza or other food deliveries, you don't have to give your address - they know your voice and where you live.
You go to job interviews high.
For the older stoners: Your ancient "gatefold" record album covers have traces of, and stains from, weed in their centers - from repeated rolling and cleaning on them.
And the number one dead-giveaway that you're doing too much acid: You drop a hit of good stuff - and absolutely nothing happens.
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
you find yourself watching shitty tv, and liking it
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
You know your a stoner when you see a vase or a pot or something you think "that'd make a great pipe/bong"
You know your a stoner when you rather watch something like telerubbbies to giggle at rather than trevor mcdonald.
You know your a stoner when ur checking your carpet for bits of weed because your dry.
You know ur a stoner when the word "smoke" or "green" make's you think of ganja.
thats all i can think of.... :stoned:
I actuaklly do ALL of them, apart from the teletubbie thing, they scare me.
I did the carpet thing alot when i was younger, AND, a few days ago i was doing, not cos i was dry, but just to see what i could find, and guess what?
I found a seed, so i put it in the baggie with the rest. I think its another Indian Skunk seed...
Skunk#1 x South Indian Kerala ... Seriously nice bud. Kinda smells a little like petrol
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
when you open the closet
and instead of clothes you got
fat weed nugs hanging from
hangers
You know you're a fucking stoner when...
when you see a picture of a naked female rubbing a giant jay...and look right past the girl
when a frolf disc has nothing to do with frisbee golf