ass-wiping question

no, seriously, the best question here is how do you wipe? front to back, or back to front?

i have had lots of those clean shits...
0/100 im very clean
i wipe standing up... so i can check how much shit is there by looking at the paper when im done
and i forgot the other question

i'm 100% positive you can get STDs from the toilet... one of my best friends is a virgin and contracted genital warts... the doctor said to him it is very likely that he got it from a dirty toilet seat since dorm room toilets probably aren't the cleanest.

Maybe 1/300.
Standing up.
20 or so wipes.

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Originally Posted by Fengzi

How many licks before you hit the tootsie roll

:o Sorry, first thing that popped into my head

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Hey now! :( :o

Well, Maybe 1/100, or 2/100... dunno... it usually takes me 1-7 wipes.

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Originally Posted by halo

I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.

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Word.

who wants to sit on a public toilet seat

thats why man created "the hover"

you also gotta use a fat wad to break the fall in public toilets!

Really, to answer this, I must have indigestion.

I've shit 30,000 times in my life. The toilet paper may have ripped, or whatever, and I had some brown on my hand, once or twice. So, the answer to the first question is .000013.

The answer to the second question is, about, 15-25 times.

I try not to, but sh!t happens, ya know? It's a very rare occurance, though.

I always shower after I squat, too; I hate smelly ass!

Oh, I also like to pretend that the ladies don't sh!t at all...