i just read your profile so you probably arent from america, good for you!, and your 18 so what you think now you probably wont think 4-5 years from now so i wont take what you say so seriously, good luck finding what you want to do bud
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i just read your profile so you probably arent from america, good for you!, and your 18 so what you think now you probably wont think 4-5 years from now so i wont take what you say so seriously, good luck finding what you want to do bud
C4nn4Bliss, I live in Britain! Not Amerika (thank God...)
Anyway, by the time Im a cop Herb will either be legal or decriminalised. And if its not, Im gonna get a big big big plane, fill it with Herb seeds and shower Britain with Herb.
It will be a beautiful sight.
Oh, and Ive just wanted to be a cop since I was... dunno, whenever us kids start dreaming of jobs.
Although running my own head shop/underground Herb smoking empire would be pretty cool.
I strongly suggest that you guys download the song, "Looking Through the Eye of a Pig", by Cypress Hill.
It's an amazing song, and it keeps it real.
I wake up every morning, kiss my wife goodbye
Hug my kids, tell em I love em, my mouth, hit the fried
I'm out on patrol, in my squad car, do I lay
Where you never know, if you'll be makin it home today
So many different attitudes, that I come across
I'm hard to console tonight, feeling nobody's lost
Hookers hustlers killers and thieves, out on the streets
Got my mind warped, just found another corpse on the beat
Bound gagged raped, I'm frustrated, I hate it
Found a woman in the dumpster, body was mutilated
Bad dreams all up in my head, no lie
Sometimes I gotta take a sniff so I can get by, why
don't I get hurt, cause there go my nerves, I got the urge
to merge this bullet in my brain, relieve my pain
What a fuckin shame, I don't wanna live, I paint the wall
with the bloodstains, eye of the pig, I see it all
The eye of the pig
* DJ Muggs cuts and scratches 'This pig' from _Pigs_ *
I've been on the force, over twenty years, I can say
that I'm worse, than some of these motherfuckers I put away
I'm in the biggest gang you ever saw, above the law
Lookin through the eye of the pig, I see it all
Drug abusers, drug dealers and the gang-bangin
Pieces of shit who should be on the fuckin news hangin
These days you can't tell who's-who in the world
Is that a whore, or is that, an innocent young girl?
Fuck, I need a drink, and I'm almost off
At the precinct, it's like an AA meeting all gone wrong
I.A. got an eye, on my close friend guy
for takin a supply from evidence from a bust on a buy
That doesn't concern me, we never rat on each other
We went through the academy, just like frat brothers
Midnight, ? left on my shift
Think I'll get my dick SUCKED by this basshead bitch
My marriage is all FUCKED, my wife is with the neighbors
Subpeonaed, now I gotta sign these fuckin divorce papers
I recall, happier times, before the fall
Look into the eye of the pig, I see it all
... long interlude ...
Now I'm on my way, back to the station to check out
So I can go home, relax, take a drink and think about
my abrupt change, out of the clean, to the corrupt
Look into the eye of the pig, I'm all fucked
No longer can I determine, who's the criminal
from the innocent man down, to the pedophile
No one gives a fuck about me, I'm slippin
into darkness, I'm comin to grips and feelin heartless
Watch this, a dark green truck, tinted windows
Duly modified, probably a dope dealer inside
";Pull it over to the curb, take your keys out..";
.. and raise your hands out the window and get em in high position
Don't move, or I'm gonna blast your fuckin head off
Just tell me where the guns and dope are and you'll get off
Don't give me that bullshit, I've heard about your raps
All you talkin about is slangin and shootin off the scraps
OK, Mr. Freeload, get the FUCK out of the truck
I love it how all you fuckin rappers think it's so funny
Hit the FUCKIN floor, I need no probable cause
You got a big sack of coke in your truck (what?) so take a pause
You find it funny? Get that smile off your face
Motherfucker take this
*beatdown ensues as words fade*
everything you see around you started as a dream so dont let anyone get you down, my point was do something you can live with doing (I dont see how a normal person could live being a cop without becoming a dick or corrupt in america) I take back what i said as i do not know anything about britians crimes or laws and what not so my bad buddy. Good luck with whatever you decide
Did you look at that cop forum?? DONT BECOME THAT!!!!
In my experience the people who talk the most shit about cops would be the first to call them if someone stole their car or broke into their house. I used to talk shit about cops too. Story time.
A while back when I was still in highschool I was blazing outside, and I got busted by a cop. Now, I had a good amount of weed on me, a switchblade in my pocket, and apple sacks in my backpack. The cop searched me, handcuffed me and made me lie down on the ground. He goes back to his squad car for a good 15 minutes (meanwhile I'm shitting bricks), comes back, uncuffs me, gives me all of my shit back (including the switchblade) and sits me down. He tells me how he was looking for meth, so he wasn't going to bring me in. Now, this is the kicker:
He then tells me that the average marijuana smoker wastes 2000 dollars a year on weed, and that I should grow it myself so I can save money, and that way keep it out of the police department's hair. He instructs me not to move from where I'm sitting until I can't see his squad car anymore, and then gets up, and leaves. I'm not shitting you, this is exactly what this cop does.
Sure, some see that as a dick thing to say. Some think that I got lucky. Either way, I was doing something illegal, and I should have been punished for it. It wasn't the cop's fault weed is illegal, but he was nice enough to not bring me in, probably because I was a kid.
Not all cops are evil. Most are just trying to do their job. After years of only seeing the bad side of life, it's understandable that some cops can become dicks. Not all of them are, though.
I dont think thats really true, the people that talk the most shit about cops are the ones who have had to deal with them the most, nothing makes me more mad then someone who always calls the cops like its a bad habit, especially since the cops around here have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do so when you call then 7-8 squad cars show up and it always makes things worse which is sad. I know not all cops are pigs but im gonna say majority are or will become that way, the cop lifestyle kinda seems to make them prone to it. You were lucky and ran into a nice guy, but if a cop around here woulda said that to me he probably would have said it just to bust me later! I guess its all depends on your location/history with the police/ and your circumstances. But I think most cops go into with false hopes and then that pisses them off and they go dickhead pig or go corrupt
I cant tell you how many times ive had cops tell me they wouldnt write me the ticket and then i get it in the mail a month later
Yay I love graphs stories!
and I know cops who are like that
my one friend got stopped and had an o on him and the cop let him go, he lied about having stuff on him and when the cop called him on it, he said that well if you knew I had it, I would have been locked up, so I was just tryin to avoid it
the cop looked at him, took the stuff, and went into the car acting like she was gonna write a report, but then apparently she had a change of heart, and put the stuff on top of another car, and just told him to get going and he grabbed the stuff and left, got off scot free
some cops are nice, some are asshole, nevertheless they are just doing their job
I just know a lot of kids who have never been busted that talk shit about cops, and that kinda pisses me off. Plus,I I kinda understand why some cops are dicks. Just watch the show cops, look at the people they deal with, and imagine doing that every day of your life. I'd be a dick, too. A big one. I'd take bribes from anyone, even if I just witnessed a murder.
I'm watchin cops right now lol :D