Wake and bake....

I then wake up in prison and realize that bubba's cum is hallucinogenic

and i think "man this is some fucken day"

THEN HE REALIZED IT WAS ALL ADREAM AND NONE OF IT REALLY HAPPENED. IT WAS JUST A HUALUCINATION FROM WHEN HE SMOKED KILLER SHIT AND ZONED OUT AND BY THE TIME HE REALIZED IT WAS ALL FORGOTTEN AND HE WAS ALREADY SPACING AND IN A EUPHORIC ZONE FROM ANOTHER RIP OFF THE BLUNT AND NOW FINDS HIMSELF "SPEAKING" TO MARIJUANA SMOKERS ON A FUCKED UP COMMUNICATION WORLD CALLED "THE INTERNET":pimp: :stoned: ;)

when all of a sudden my mom comes in and gives me a joint and some hash

She says, "Here honey, I know you like to smoke reefer, and I do too. Let's get blazed together."

Me: Sweet mom! This is good shit..


So my mom and I sit in my room and toke up... then she starts taking off her shirt..

And i realize its not my mom but Yamila Diaz-Rahi

So we start going at it for hours on in untill shes to sore to tell where the pain is coming from. After our long fuck fest we set off to see what part of the world we want to go to next.

.....ive always wanted to go to the great barrier reef to swim with sharks so off we go on the journey towards australia.....

driving from the airport I run over a kangaroo

The kangaroo doesn't die, but instead gets up and comes to attack me through the window...