Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

Manj, Im feeling you.

Today I went to buy a pack of smarties from the vending machines at my school. And when the machine gave me my change my loonie feel on the ground and under the machine(I was baked and a loonie is a buck) and our local drug cop(Zeebots) walks up to me(caught me off gaurd) and gave me a dollar, and said there you go and left. It was fucked cause I usually have to run from him, and I hadn't seen him in 3 months, and here he is giving me change for munchies

the other day i was preparing a bowl of cereal, and when i went to grab the milk, i noticed the box of cereal in the fridge. now ive done this sober before, but it lunched me and my friend out for a minute.