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Haha this thread is great, can say it's ever happened to me but i remember at some family party a while ago all the kids were in the pool and some 4 or 5 year old was in there and they shat themselves and then someone screamed and everyone got out of there as quick as possible!
hahaha a floating shitlog! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MullManiac
huh? no... that's just a snickers bar...
holy shit!! (pun intended)
this is by far the most amusing thread i've read in a LOOOOOOOOOONG time. congrats friendowl. hahahahahahahaha. i can't stop fucking laughing.
THIS IS GREAT!!!!
you should get a fucking award for this. :thumbsup:
matter of fact... here's your golden toilet award!! :D
happened to me a few times. it even happened to me in highschool. i tried to make it home but it was too late, i pinched a loaf in my drawers.
hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Das Boot
Damn, I remember when I was on holiday in Cyprus. There was this bug going around about a week into our trip, and guess who had to catch it out of our family?
Me.
I just remember waking up about about 4 in the morning, desperately needing a shit (not the normal poo that you need when you go to a foreign country, this was uber-poo). I barfed at the same time in the sink aswell. It was so fucking bad, I lost sense of time thinking I was like that for days, when in fact I was only like it for a few hours until I went down the local hospital and had to be put on a drip cos of dehydration. Anything I ate or drank just came straight back up.
I was the same afterwards (poo wise) for days. There I was, happily reading my new Harry Potter book that my sis got me for my b-day, when all of a sudden Id be running down to the apartment for a mega-dump. This was the kinda poo that when you had to go, you had to go. One second too late and I woulda shat all over the sunlounger.
Wish Id shat in the kiddy pool now when they were all in it.
my mate jumped out my other mates front doro and tried to do a big fart and shit himself by accident and had to walk home like it.
if i shat myself just outside a friends house i would at keast try to clean up a little through pure embarrasment.
another friend didnt get to the toilet in time and had to stand in the middle of burger king shitting himself.
everyone knew because u could hear him fart and goin 'eeuugh'' pushing u know urgh i dont know that guy anymore because he said he stood in the public toilets washing his trousers in the sink.........imagine walking n a public toilet and sum guy is standing there half naked scrubbing his shitty trousers in the sink......thats why i dont know him no more
i just sharted.
>.< it's a msg board so i dont' care, sides wasn't my fault.. fuckin greasy pizza they have did it... anyways.. i was at a skating rink... and i felt my stomach go 'get to the fuckin toilet now!' so i skate my ass off to the bathroom get in the stall start pulling my pants down and it all comes flying outQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
worst part about the day is two hot chicks we're right by the bathroom when i walked out (i managed to clean off what i could [i couldn't very well walk out of the place completely naked except skates on my feet]) but they smelled it looked directly at me and yea... most embarrasing day of my life...