bible pages as rolling papers

I think they're saying this stupid shit because a goob Bible has the thin onion skin type pages. but thats just freakin retarded. Have you folks no friends? The next time you want something get someone to order you a crap load off Ebay. Yeah....you can GET ANYTHING off the internet.

Besides, reading the bible is good for you. And if you like a joint better than a pipe i dont know what can be done for you. Save up your money and get someone to buy a vape.

Also if you're young and smoking pot, and you're still in high school, there ore definitly some older pot heads there too. You can spot them going back to class after a red eyed bathroom break. They like to eat, talk about pot in the back of the class and They usually sleep a lot too. So basically everyone except the REALLY REALLY brainy kids. Im only 20 so i have to still get friends to buy me alcohol.

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Originally Posted by m4ster chef

I think they're saying this stupid shit because a goob Bible has the thin onion skin type pages. but thats just freakin retarded. Have you folks no friends? The next time you want something get someone to order you a crap load off Ebay. Yeah....you can GET ANYTHING off the internet.

Besides, reading the bible is good for you. And if you like a joint better than a pipe i dont know what can be done for you. Save up your money and get someone to buy a vape.

Also if you're young and smoking pot, and you're still in high school, there ore definitly some older pot heads there too. You can spot them going back to class after a red eyed bathroom break. They like to eat, talk about pot in the back of the class and They usually sleep a lot too. So basically everyone except the REALLY REALLY brainy kids. Im only 20 so i have to still get friends to buy me alcohol.

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im old enough to buy papers, i use the bible cause its free and has thousands of pages, plus you cant get busted for carrying around a bible as paraphanelia.

But dont get me wrong i still use papers, its just i carry around a pocket new testament just in case

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Originally Posted by kdizzle384

whenever i use those they never stick. I roll the joint lick it but it won't stick. I'm not an experienced roller so is there something i'm missing and do ya got any tips??

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That is definitely wrong on some plane.....Heres one that my friends and I used many a years ago.......go get a tampon and use the paper it comes wrapped in...little extra lick and twist both ends works perfect......If not keen to the tampon idea get tin foil about 6" wide strip, bic pen and a marker. Put pen (narrow side) and marker end to end, roll foil around (1/2" on marker rest on pen) roll, twist to keep shape, pull out pen and marker then bend......voila pipe!:smokin:

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Originally Posted by midlifecrisis

That is definitely wrong on some plane.....Heres one that my friends and I used many a years ago.......go get a tampon and use the paper it comes wrapped in...little extra lick and twist both ends works perfect......If not keen to the tampon idea get tin foil about 6" wide strip, bic pen and a marker. Put pen (narrow side) and marker end to end, roll foil around (1/2" on marker rest on pen) roll, twist to keep shape, pull out pen and marker then bend......voila pipe!:smokin:

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yep, ive used tampon paper befor too. I've even used a wax covered receipt once!

my friend did that before. get off your high horses, its just paper. btw that came from prison.

yomm i buy papers and im only 16, i get them from gas station
of jack some from food lion

i just roll them beforehand using some paper, scissors, a gluestick, and a pencil. because i cant freestyle roll for crap!!!

im not very religious and i havent been to church in years BUT im pretty sure youre going to rot in hell.

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Originally posted by haphsaph

you know
you're only supposed to use pages from the book of chronicles

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To clarify, I think he means the book of CHRONICles.

Personally, I use the Book of Mormon. It's even better because they're all anti-drug.

And as for the religious aspects, if I was religious I'd still be rolling with the pages. You worship God, not PIECES OF FUCKING PAPER!

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Originally Posted by sdffa11

im not very religious and i havent been to church in years BUT im pretty sure youre going to rot in hell.

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Hell???

Dude, heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid of me... I'm stuck in Earth.