Top 5 things to do high...

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Originally Posted by JDiz

1. Rob a bank and shoot one of the tellers to teach 'em you mean bidness
2. strangle a cat with cinnamon dental floss
3. fart in a jar and throw it at a child wearing shoes with lights in the heels
4. ride a dirtbike off of a cliff
5. go to a nursing home and piss and shit all over the worthless old fucks that live there either that or beat a homeless person death with a crowbar just to see what it's like for someone to die for no reason

You, sir, are an official Retard!
I pity the poor fucks that get stoned with you... if they even agree to hang out with you.