I'm not gonna bother picking this up. I'm blaming Cannabis.com.

shit man, i broke up some bud once outside my homie's apt, fukkn wind blew a gust n it landed in a pile on the ground. since i was sober for more than 10 hours that day i was like fukkit. i've inhaled worse anyway

Roberto, when I first moved to Virginia, this one guy from S.C. said I looked like I was of Middle Eastern decent, because of my dark skin, and called me "Haji" and his brother also called me "Haji", and I called his brother "Fuji" and him "Schlaji".

Coolgirl, I usually just blow it out.

Sometimes I get a sudden craving for munchies when I'm skinning up, which makes my hand shake a bit, and little bits of skunk fall out - but they never seem to land on the table - they must always fall through a wormhole into a distant galaxy, 'cause I can never find 'em...

one time i was rolling up a shwag joint...and i was thinking to myself, "i wish i had nugs for a bowl, instead of this shwag"...i was really in the mood for a bowl of nugs...but then, when i was rolling the joint, the paper flings the pot onto my bedroom floor...i dive down, searching, searching...then i found the pot, and started cleaning it up, and THEN i see a little baggy...turns out to be a dime of bomb...so now, not only do i have my shwag joint, but i have a few bowls of highs

Never happened. But a couple of weeks ago my mates was rolling a joint and sneezed in the middle of rolling the weed went everywhere.

Ha, yeah that happened to me last summer in Amsterdam. My friends and I were in a coffee shop rolling up and i was ripped, i started backrolling a joint and out of nowhere laughed through my nose, completely spraying the weed everywhere over the table and floor. Fortunately, we were in amsterdam and the wasted weed didnt mind us too much. we just rolled another!:rastasmoke:

one time. i was in my car with my friend and he had put his freshly packed bowl on the center console, but i didnt notice. Then i when to grab a lighter or something and knocked it all over the place, i felt sooo bad. But, i smoked him up, so it was cool.

Actually i ended up finding pieces, but i couldnt tell what was bud and what was just crumbs and shit, so i smoked it anyway. LOL

I used to live in a place with a carpet that was swirled shades of green. That was the worst for trying to find dropped buds.

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Originally Posted by Starchild

I was so stoned once I picked up a spider and placed it in my bong...

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Holy shit that is funny.

Ive made the cone spit out of the bong before.Also one time i accidentally knocked the button to the grinder when the lid wasn't on i spent the next half hour scraping it all up. :(

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Originally Posted by cash562

Ha, yeah that happened to me last summer in Amsterdam. My friends and I were in a coffee shop rolling up and i was ripped, i started backrolling a joint and out of nowhere laughed through my nose, completely spraying the weed everywhere over the table and floor. Fortunately, we were in amsterdam and the wasted weed didnt mind us too much. we just rolled another!:rastasmoke:

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:lol: Damn dude you're like the king of bumping old threads. But I say go for it, why not revive a topic if you've got more to say!