Getting my first try

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dude wtf are u talkin bout?

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actually my friend, I was alking to Funky

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

dude wtf are u talkin bout?

u keep saying random nonsense stuff

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hehe mellow , he was replying to me about what he thought I meant.
Come on man, keep up...turn the page each time you hear the beep or youll fall behind the class hehe :D

but yea without quotes its easy to get lost.

Just make a foil pipe. You use a bic pen to make it. Anyone have a page that shows how you do that? Basically pull the ink tube half way out of the plastic pen tube. Wrap foil around the part where the ink tube and plastic tube connect, make the foil about 7 or 8 layers. Then pull the pen and ink tube out and you are left with a foil pipe with a perfectly shaped bowl. This is much better than smoking from a coke can.

Hope you understand what I'm talking about from that short instruction.

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

wtf? a clone???

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i know, hes just like me

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Originally Posted by kingkong.bomb

Well, I found this kid who sells the weed at my school (probably a second-hand), and he is selling me a $5.00 amount tommorow. Now, what can I expect from this and what should I do with it? I mean, I don't know anywhere I could smoke, so I was just thinking about putting on my food. Would that give me the same amount of high?

By the way, I asked for an 1/8th and he laughed and said, "You mean a bowl?" Is this normal for things to be sold by a "bowl"?

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first off, if he will sell by the bowl, its going to be poopy pot. what youll probably get is shwag, so $5 would buy you a nickle. i recommend getting $20 and buying an 1/8th...with thaqt amount of pot, its not good to cook it...just smoke it...your not going to get an 1/8th for $5, and thats why he said "you mean a bowl?"...

for shwag, this is the average prices:

nickle sack: $5
dime: $10
1/8th: $20

and yeah,. there is more, but i have an afterglow so i want to do my homework

dont be so fast and flamingballs, the average price for an 8th is $40

im talking shwag jeff, i dont know about you, but for low shwag (all that he will be getting if hes buying by the bowl) is $20

ah, didn't know.
I haven't ever seen schwag around here, guess I am lucky

Well I said 1/8th and I guess he took it as a joke. Apparently I am buying "a bowl" so a knickel? How will I know if its Schwag or not?

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Originally Posted by FunkyMonkey

Hey man. Welcome.
Youll get all kinds of advice in this open forum. Lots will be shit, lots will be for a laugh, lots will be well intentioned but bad ( ie coke can pipe ) and then youll find the well intentioned good advice.
The problem is you have to sort it out yourself and hope youve chosen the good advice.
So, that said Im not even going to offer up any advice without asking you a few questions first so I can cater an answer for you.
So, how old are you?
Do you know anyone else who smokes?
How much do you weigh approximately?
Do you smoke cigs?
What is the worst case scenerio if you get caught smoking pot?
Do you have any fears or apprehensions about pot?
What made you decide to try it out?
Do you live city or country?

Trust me , its all relevant. Im not going to offer up advice blindly friend.
In turn I will answer any question you pose to me? fair enough?

peace.

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Ok stalker man, I'll answer your questions!
:)

So, how old are you? 14 years old
Do you know anyone else who smokes? Not any friends
How much do you weigh approximately? 190
Do you smoke cigs? Nope
What is the worst case scenerio if you get caught smoking pot?
Do you have any fears or apprehensions about pot? Lung cancer
What made you decide to try it out? Escape from reality.
Do you live city or country? Country