Meth heads are fun though! "So I heard that police have tracking devices so small they can be fitted into anything now"
"WHAT!!1 *Grabs collar* Tell me where it is!1 *Reaches into the back of the car and pulls out a skateboard* Is it in here!? *Removes the wheels* Fucking damn cops always trying to track me!!"
*Looks and realizes that he's all by himself*