God is amazing.

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

That has got to be the gayest sin ever... animals fuck all the time with anything they can find. Why shouldn't we be allowed to? *Removes watermelon from oven*

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Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

Is watermelon some sort of slang for ass? I didn't know that... but no it was literally a watermelon in the oven!

I apologize, I'm on drugs.

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*

If there was a god, he invented weed so i dont see what all the christian-right-wingers are upset about...LEGALIZE IT! Its a celebration BITCHES!!

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Freakin' drug fiends!1 *Bats with a broom*

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Hey, my brain functions better under the influence than the average Jerry Springer fan's does sober. Shit, I think my cat can beat a promiscuous, half-wit wigger of a redneck at chess, then gloat with more class.

Too much crazy stuff, that its impossible not to beleive in some higher power...believe the guy...its very possible...accordingly God could be anywhere and everywhere at once..so hes not just choosing a single group...just making a straight up example to them...Though I respect other reliegeons to

It's consistant of how I saw and felt god on DMT.

Crazy shit.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Blasphemy is a sin too. Good thing you're not Catholic - that's punishable by two molestations and a hail mary.

And why was your ass in the oven?

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LMFAO!!!

:p im catholic lol

later

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