aight, later dude
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aight, later dude
The part that makes me laugh is the first part.
200 to 500 million little spermatozoa, of yours, swimming around your own mouth.
Around 200 million to 500 million spermatozoa (also called sperm cells or spermatozoans), produced in the testes, are released per ejaculation. However, they make up only about 2â??5% of the volume of semen. The bulk of the semen is composed of seminal plasma, the fluid portion of semen. This fluid is contributed by the accessory male reproductive organs. Some 60% of the volume of ejaculate is produced by the seminal vesicles, and most of the remainder is generated by the prostate. A small amount of viscous mucus secreted by the bulbourethral glands contributes to the cohesive jelly-like texture of semen.
Seminal plasma of humans contains a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents. They include metal and salt ions, sugars, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, prostaglandin hormones, amino acids and basic amines. The purpose of the seminal plasma is to provide a nutritive and protective medium for the spermatozoa during their journey through the female reproductive tract. - that's wikipedia
that just made me sick. excuse me i gotta go talk down the big white telephone.
Of course i do ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by heavymetal101
As i said, i love everyone here :D
Ha Ha, She left for a nine hour shift when it was 3:30 A.M. here...Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Sensi, wake me up when you get home.
LOL- You know, I'm not sure what big white telephone you'll be talking down.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
talking down the big white telephone- vomiting in the toilet
That's some communication system, must connect you directly to China, or maybe in your case, the New York City Sewage Workers.
Connected with Australia up in here! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
lol... or our sewage system.
Yes, let's all shower sensi with praise in the hope of some e-lovin? A pretty girl posts her picture on the internet and look what happens........
I would've figured your toilets lead to the Alaskan Islands.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind