UK-US-AUS-NZ-CAN-IRE etc. Slang thread.

MORE COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG

Oi, dont be a Raspberry Tart get ya Bottle and Glass back here quick, now im off for a Cough and Drag then get on the Tooter to bill u remember Bill? He wears a Cartier but it's a sexton blake

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Oi dont be a fart get ya arse back here quick now im off for a ciggarette (fag) then get on the phone to bill u remember bill he wears a cartier but its a fake.

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Originally Posted by robert42

Be right back taking a Donald Trump then im goin round sue's house u know the Magnus Pike, she knows her shits shes a ginger beer

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Be right back takin a dump then im goin round sue's house u know the dyke, she knows her shit shes a enigneer

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HAHAHAHAH! FASCINATING!

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

I say hella too. I also you the word props alot. meaning- Giving someone the respects or whatever.

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Yeah, I'ma give you mad props on that post, even though "you" isn't a verb. How's that for American ebonics slang English?!

I love cockney rhyming, my grandad is full cockney so i know most of what ur saying without explanation. :pimp:

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Originally Posted by robert42

MORE COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG

Oi, dont be a Raspberry Tart get ya Bottle and Glass back here quick, now im off for a Cough and Drag then get on the Tooter to bill u remember Bill? He wears a Cartier but it's a sexton blake

MEANS

Oi dont be a fart get ya arse back here quick now im off for a ciggarette (fag) then get on the phone to bill u remember bill he wears a cartier but its a fake.

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Haha, you're such a Cockney lol :p

Cheers man, these are interesting! :D

3 sheers ur just sitting at home on ya Auntie Annie (fanny) sorry to take the Mickey Bliss (piss) but u get u my Ballroom Blitz (tits) lol :p jp

He got his hampton wick (dick) out in the pub last night ruined everyones lily and skinner (dinner) silly bastards still on the Earâ??ole (dole) so i went home home rolled up some bob hope (dope) got on the blower (phone) to dave bout some Persian Rugs (Drugs) but hes gone all Everton Toffee (coffee) on me and wants to sell me some Pony and Trap (crap) but i aint down for that Brad Pitt (shit)

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Originally Posted by robert42

3 sheers ur just sitting at home on ya Auntie Annie (fanny) sorry to take the Mickey Bliss (piss) but u get u my Ballroom Blitz (tits) lol :p jp

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3 Sheets To The Wind, you're just sitting at home on your ass. Sorry to make fun of you, but you get my tits. Laughing out loud. Just playing. :p [/American translation]

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Originally Posted by lateralus

3 Sheets To The Wind, you're just sitting at home on your ass. Sorry to make fun of you, but you get my tits. Laughing out loud. :p [/American translation]

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You missed the "jp" haha

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang :D

Haha I edited it. ;)

so me and this bird (girl) were havin some Posh and becks (sex) in her motor (car) when her Manhole Cover (brother) turns up steaming (pissed off) as hes caught me gettin my end away (fucking) his sister, so i had to punch him in his birds nest (chest)