How to not get caught smoking pot at college....

I posted this along time ago, but here's how I did it.

First, I made a "Doob-Tube", "Hello Neighbor" or "Spoof", as you might call it. Basically, it was a water bottle (or any sealable plastic bottle that you can throw away) stuffed with fabric softener sheets, as well as some drops of patchouli oil. I poked some holes at the bottom of the bottle, and blew through the opening at the top. It forced the air through all the sheets, let no air out near the mouthpiece, and smelled like patchouli, and THAT'S ALL.

Second, for the bong. I built a sobe-bottle bong, and it was perfect. I kept the whole bottle together, no drilling. I poked 3 holes in the cap.

1. to the first hole, I inserted a long piece of rubber fishtank hosing (available at any pet store) so about 1 inch of the hose was inside the bottle, and sealed around the hose with epoxy (glue)for the intake.

2. The second hole was to hold the bowl and stem I built. I took a stainless-steel ratchet head and fit a stainless-steel screen inside (I made sure the metal was safe to smoke out of by burning it with a lighter for 30 sec. or so, and seeing if any fumes were produced. They were not, so it was pretty well safe). I jammed a hollow bic pen shell (without the ink or top/bottom) into the smaller end of the ratchet and ran that down into the water in the bottle.

3. The third hole was a carb, simple as that.


So, I would pack a bowl (typically enough to cash in one big hit) into the ratchet head on top of the screen. I would plug the carb and take a massive hit, filling the sobe bottle (also filled with cold ice-water) till it was green with smoke. I released the carb, took the WHOLE hit, and quickly covered the bowl with the end of the "Doob tube" to prevent smoke from leaking.

To exhale, I breathed slowly and completely (that means every last bit in your lungs, so you can't puss out early or it's all for scratch) into the fabric-sheet bottle, and repeated until thoroughly shitfaced.


I did this in my dorm every day I lived there, and several times a day at that. Never had a problem.




Hope that helps, Mr. NORML. :dance:

yeah that bottle doob toob would be much better than one made with a toilet paper roll. shit I am going to have to make one of those soon. it looks nice.

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no gayer than the one you posted about deadwood though. but it is the lounge so it is for those kind of "omg i love this show" posts

my first night in college my roommate introduced me to weed, after about a week i was hooked. we almost always smoked in our dorm room with another kid from our suite. there isnt an RA in our hallway which is great, but they do walk-throughs to make sure no one is passed out drunk in the bathrooms every night periodically. we got away with it untill our second semester when a cop came in and we just shat in his face about not smoking (and this cop is notorious for catching smokers). now i just keep a window open and blow the smoke into a towel, then when were done spray some febreeze. havent got caught yet (knock on wood):D

And in the dead of night, after over five years in the grave, the thread climbed out of it's moldering grave seeking vengeance . . . :cool:

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Thanks BlueBlazer! Allow me to toss in my 2 cents:

When I was in school, we always toked outside, smoked joints and 1 or 2 people in our group had a cigarette going at the same time as the joint.

This made it difficult to distinguish who was smoking what. :rasta::rasta::rastasmoke::rasta::rasta:

We also passed around the ciggy as well as the joint to further disorient anyone who might have been spying us.:wtf:

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It is amazing how the old threads can get revived like this. As a grad student and a Jr. member of the faculty at a large university let me offer this. Don't do it. If you live on campus or in campus housing, Don't do it! It's just not worth it. And don't fool yourself, there are many of us on campus who know all about toking and all the signs... we can see you. If you get caught, your tuition, scholarships and reputation are all in danger. Don't do it. If you just want a quick toke, go outside. Take a walk. Find an isolated place to sit where you can see people approaching you. You are going to college for pete's sake... use that brain that you pretend to be using.

Instead, do like I did. If you value this lifestyle that much, get a place off campus. Landlords are much more forgiving than dorm administrators. And if you really want to get serious, become a home owner.

Emmie

We would take blunts and joints to nearby cornfields. I would smoke hitters and bowls in the stairs. I would just go halfway up, listen for a door or footsteps, and if anyone was coming, I would run up a few flights, and take the floor around to the other stairwell. And continue smoking. Smoking in your room was a bad idea where i went, the RA was sure to smell it.

Also, I would sometimes smoke with the shower running.

Best way to smoke pot at college, online courses. :smokin: