Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses!

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Originally Posted by jakenthegentiles

beining a jew

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deal with it. im jewish and everybody calls me a jew and makes fun of me. who cares? its not like an insult.

Im always trying to upgrade everything.
I guess a lot of people are, but I wish I could chill out more with what I have. I should be fortunate

I don't like to work
What fuckin stoner does?

I have way to high standards for the ladies
Could be parents divorce? Just want to make sure she's the one

I love drugs, (weed, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine, vicodin, percodin, ultrams, valume, hash, ecstasy, etc.
Well I did, now I just smoke hella weed (after 5:00 on the working weekdays) and drink in moderation. I've found I'm a lot more creative, fun, functional, and laid back when I stick to just those 2.

Nice post. Sometime after awile you should switch two 2 things you like about yourself. Gotta balance the good and the evil. :pimp:

[QUOTE=Funkamander]1) 2) I'm an 18 year old virgin (is that pathetic yet? I don't know)
All the women here are butt-ass ugly
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Not really, in a normal high school, there is like 1500 kids. say half are guys, you think almost 700 kids froma ny given highs chool are really gettin booty? I'd say 150 a high estimate.

Id type some stuff. but that would take more work.

i get hella stressed over any little thing to the point of getting physically sick
-a nice fatty bowl clears it all up
i've never paid for weed and i feel bad about it
-...i've never had to pay for weed
i sit in my psychology class and realize i might not be 'normal'
-who the fuck wants to be 'normal'?

1.I chronically get shitty grades.
excuse: I thought that'd make me cool.
2.I'm in love with Mary-Jane.
excuse:Oh...that's not a flaw.

I have a vagina
Excuse: Dr. Phil payed for my surgery

first thing... the only thing that is normal is that anywhere you go, your going to find some really weird people.

1. I always bring chix hopes up to make them fall harder when i take the hotter one.
atleast i got the hot one (im such a dick)

2. Im really nice, but i think it might just be an evil way of getting what i want.
atleast im not an asshole like you... just kidding (im so ornery)

3. I always act like i kno what im talking about until im proven wrong beyond a doubt.
so? you do it to.. you dont you say... lets talk about something else

4. i am insatiable when it comes to love, sex, and maryjane
Oh well, atleast money isnt my god