except for when i'm sitting outside your house in my car, masturbating furiously...
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except for when i'm sitting outside your house in my car, masturbating furiously...
lmao
That dont exactly stop you from rear ending yourself with the candle thought does it
sometimes i sit on the gear stick too
was that what it was i wondered wt it was!...
the best one was when u stuck the jack up your arse and expanded it i never tought a car would be able to drive up someones arse but you expanded that jack full pelt !!!!
yeah, it was only a nissan micra tho, they aint that big....the engine warmed my intestines
were'nt it the local corner shop owners car :p good old nissans
btw i got you apendix here ill put it to one side for u :)
we truley are spam kings amongst men...
hahaha
but at least we do it in STYLE!
I can learn to drive (take lessons) on 3rd december yay!
^Shoots him before he learns to drive then dry humps his body