your best your mamas so fat jokes lol

i love old threads :D

Yo Mama's house so small, I put my key in the keyhole and stabbed everyone inside.

your mommas so fat she went sky diving and got stuck in the sky"

How do you fuck your mom?









search through her rolls untill you find one that smells like shit and go one back.

ur mommas so fat everytime she turns round its her birthday...............

your mamas so fat you would have to refuel to drive round her
your mamas so fat you need GPS to find all her bits

so many didnt wanna read them....ill post some thou


your momma so fat.......she plays pool wih the planets
your momma so fat.......she went outside in a yellow dress and the sun got jealous
your momma so stupid.........she got locked in a grocery store and starved
your momma so fat.......it effects her self esteem

YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER HER FEET DONT GET WET

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Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

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im laughing so hard ive got tears running down my face....that shit is funny, and i am fucking bakedddd. that shit is hilarioussss.

your mams that fat that they had to phone nassa in to orbit her