MY PIZZA DELVERY FROM HELL!!

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Originally Posted by Hydrizzle

tell me, hipEstoner, do you have clearly marked numbers on your mailbox? was your light on?

just for all you faded-ass-number-havin-pizza-ordering-folks out there, here is a definition of "CLEARLY MARKED"

NO drawn in with a sharpie numbers, dammit!

dammit, dont fucking paint the numbers on a damn fence 20 ft from the road! we cant see that shit!

listen, people, just get REFLECTIVE, LARGE, stick-on numbers from the hardware store, and post them on BOTH SIDES of the box.....

if you dont have a mailbox, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ORDER!!!!!

if you don't plan on tipping, EAT AT McDONALD's!!!!!!


dammit, this job is so easy but it can piss you off so damn bad.

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shut your mouth lil bitch nigga
its not for you to say that tips are ESSENTIAL, you get your dollar fitty an hour or whatever that is nowdays and do your job, if u fucked with my pizza id fuck you up na saying

you do know they probly spat init lol

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Originally Posted by Hydrizzle

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to smash all your windows and beat your dog.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to pee in your pool.

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to plaster it with paintball guns

a gang of 3-10 pizza delivery drivers coming to your house to have hot nasty sex with your daughter


oh, there's more, its just too nasty for these boards.....

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LMFAO :P

Why 3-10 :p

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Originally Posted by OreO

haha funny post...ya dumb fucking pizza guy, i work at dominos

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really
stop calling
and hey dude tell that other dude works with ya stop pushing that button he thinks i have that aint my doorbell,i dont have one
thats a taped up bullet hole

Hydrizzle, I feel for you 100% man. I used to wait tables at a restaurant, and nothing pained me more than a table full of 6 loud and immature middle-schoolers who feel all grown up because somebody's mommy dropped them off to have a bite to eat. After refilling their rootbeers a million times and making their ice cream three times because they keep changing their order while I'm making it, they tip like a dollar on a $25 bill. Made me want to throw kittens against the wall in rage. After working there, I'm a devoted tipper.

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper

Hydrizzle, I feel for you 100% man. I used to wait tables at a restaurant, and nothing pained me more than a table full of 6 loud and immature middle-schoolers who feel all grown up because somebody's mommy dropped them off to have a bite to eat. After refilling their rootbeers a million times and making their ice cream three times because they keep changing their order while I'm making it, they tip like a dollar on a $25 bill. Made me want to throw kittens against the wall in rage. After working there, I'm a devoted tipper.

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I pity the fools

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Originally Posted by Ousted

Sorry, I only laugh at things that are funny. I hope he's only someone with a weak sense of humor who just also has poor delivery when trying to convey that humor. That's forgivable.

I hate it when people who aren't funny try to be anyway. :D

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Don't worry about it, dude... Hydrizzle's a bit of a dumbass sometimes, but he's cool!

:p :D

wow ghost 5,262 posts thats a fucking lot

they dont tip in eruope, its all included in the bill.

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but don't Pizza Delivery Staff earn an Hourly Rate? A Bit like everybody else who is trying to make a "CRUST" in Life! ...

...I Always Tip, but if I'm honest I would question, "They are already paid for delivering it, Why then give more?"