Best Stoner Jobs...

i worked in a small video store on my block, just think randall from clerks, that was me.

I worked at the mall in a bakery for about a year. It was really cool, the managers were young and bitchy but you could listen to whatever music you want on the cd player when they're not there. On the weekends you'd have to work your ass off, because it's so busy but the weekdays are extremely dead. And you can smoke in the bathroom if you pour a little bleach down the drain. It covers up the smell. Now I work at a head shop, but it's not as great as you'd think. You can't ever talk about drugs, not one word, and there can't be a drop of pot on the premesis. incase of narcs. And you get more crazy ass crack heads and jr. high kids than stoners.

(And you can smoke in the bathroom if you pour a little bleach down the drain)

LoL

I have every one beat for the best stoner job. I used to work at this little store, like a hallmark but much not as nice. No one ever came in the store, b/c it looked closed from outside--maybe 3 or 4 customers on a good day. Anyways, my bosses were always gone, and one of them smoked weed a lot more than he let on. So me and upwards of 4 or 5 friends would light up in the bathroom every time i worked. i was basically paid to smoke weed. the best part was that i was aloud to bring my computer to work so i could watch movies and look at crazy shit on the internet while i was high. there were also about 7 different places to eat at next to the store. best--job--ever.:smokin:

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Originally Posted by Pants420

I have every one beat for the best stoner job. I used to work at this little store, like a hallmark but much not as nice. No one ever came in the store, b/c it looked closed from outside--maybe 3 or 4 customers on a good day. Anyways, my bosses were always gone, and one of them smoked weed a lot more than he let on. So me and upwards of 4 or 5 friends would light up in the bathroom every time i worked. i was basically paid to smoke weed. the best part was that i was aloud to bring my computer to work so i could watch movies and look at crazy shit on the internet while i was high. there were also about 7 different places to eat at next to the store. best--job--ever.:smokin:

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So why did you leave? :wtf:

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Originally Posted by pabloescobar209

heres one better... anybody wants to make seriosu money... get a job at a prepay parking lot near like bars and nightlife... by prepay i mean that they drive up give u the money(flat rate) and u give them a ticket and raise the gate, when they leave they give u a ticket and u open the gate... so one night i accidentialy opened the gate before i agve the dude his change... and he just drove in(never took his change)... so i say huh, wonder how many peoiple will fall for this, n like fridays sat and sun (i called money nights) its about 1 out of every 10 cars.. this works because most of the people are drunk want to get drunk and only have 20's because they just went to an atm, and it costs 7 to park and they dont realize, and just see the gate go up and drive off... the best part is the worst that can happen is u getting fired because the compoany still gets its 7 bucks so ur register is legit every night,a nd u just pocket the money, and if they happen to come out and remeber they didnt get change... u just giveit back, if not its yours...

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so valet you would steal change........

and parking garage... you would steal change.....

karma is a bitch man

Anyone in here a teacher? I'm studying to be a high school teacher. I was wondering if teachers get piss tested on random or if it is just the when u first get the job. Just curious.
Peace and Love:hippy:

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Originally Posted by snailcanyon

I worked at the mall in a bakery for about a year. It was really cool, the managers were young and bitchy but you could listen to whatever music you want on the cd player when they're not there. On the weekends you'd have to work your ass off, because it's so busy but the weekdays are extremely dead. And you can smoke in the bathroom if you pour a little bleach down the drain. It covers up the smell. Now I work at a head shop, but it's not as great as you'd think. You can't ever talk about drugs, not one word, and there can't be a drop of pot on the premesis. incase of narcs. And you get more crazy ass crack heads and jr. high kids than stoners.

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Yeah I used to work at a head shop too. They're super strict on the language and everything. BTW i hate crackheads that come in to buy their "3 dollar specials". What a drag....

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

Im an airline pilot and drive a bulldozer on the side.

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that's just plain ridiculous. :)

I say whatever job doesn't drug test you up front (or ever)... and then keep the smokin' to your spare time.

Smoking at work is a waste of time IMO unless it's *absolutely* necessary for medical reasons.

The best stoner job is whatever makes you feel happy, fulfilled, and productive.

Had a job geo ducking. We smoked on the job and planted geo ducks and shit. It was pretty dope.