ne1 know where i can get a blowup doll with paypal

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Originally Posted by jacquelyne

Yea ebay does have them.Look under international sellers theres some in hong kong the uk and germany i was just looking yesterday for sex toys on there.You gotta go overseas for that as in some countries they arent allowed to be listed.Actually i seen a blow up sheep here on ebay for sale lol.

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dude i got to get one of those sheeps for a "friend"... no.. here in darrington, theres a gym owned by a guy named jim... he use to live in montana... he was in prison for like 3 years... so every1 makes fun of him, by giving him fake sheeps... ohh yea.. thats the other thing... he loves sheep.

If you give me 40$ i'll get my girlfriend to cum all over her panties and i'll send them to you so you can sniff them and be a perve.... :)

naw i'm just joking i wouldnt get my special fiance to do that.....her cum is priceless! her pussy is tasty....why dont you just spend the money you have on a prostitute or something lol...why do you need to fuck a blow up doll....why dont you get one of those.......human like pussies....you just set them down and they are like a crotch and they have the human like vagina and you fuck them and imagine who you are fucking..if i was going ot buy anything..it would be one of those human like pussies....but i dont need one so meh......you should just try to find a girlfriend...and if you buy a blow up doll...make sure it has a hole for you to fuck....some dont even have holes they are justn ovelty blow up dolls.....

lol, your cracking me up man, i wonder what those human like pussys are like well i never had sex yet im only 16 this is gona be the year lol

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Originally Posted by weedman7

any1 know

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Damn, man....just pull an American Pie stunt....have mom bake you up a nice apple pie, and go to town. Or find a woman--a real one.

thats fucken weird, i think id rather masturbate.

LOL I FORGOT ALL BOUT THIS SHIT I THINK I WAS HIGH WHEN I TYPED NOT SURE BUT NEWAYS

I GOT A GIRL I GET PUSSY NOW GOT LAST NITE WANT AGIN

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

lol muncheema! :D

I have a cheap and easy alternative to a blow-up doll, Art Attack style (If you're outside the UK you won't have seen Art Attack. Poor you. :))

First, go to Florida. Walk so as to save money. In fact, crawl on your hands and knees so you don't have to spend any money on new shoes every few hundred miles (perhaps tape a cat or small woodland creature to each knee to prevent cuts and bruises).

Once in Florida, smoke yourself retarded - that's the only way you're going to follow the rest of my instructions if you were stupid enough to follow the first one.

Go to a beach and find a hot lifeguard to have sex with - if you can do that i'll give you £20.

Find a squid that's washed up on the beach. If you can't find a squid, who cares. Then get one of those cardboard tubes you find inside rolls of toilet..... roll. Tape up one end and put the squid inside the cardboard tube. Insert penis.

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Art attack was an amazing thing when i was a lad.... Is it still on ITV??? I wouldnt mind seeing him pain something on the floor... you know when he does the massive drawings ... they are amazing.

My first advice, talk to a girl big guy, they arent that hard to get. If that doesnt work, go to plan B. Go to google search tits, click a site, and call up rosey palms

New York "shock-jock," Howard Stern had sex with his RealDoll on air, and swore that he had fallen instantly in love. "She feels better than a real woman! . . . . My wife isnâ??t as good as this," he confided to millions of stupefied, but curious listeners. http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/features/livdoll.htm