Stupid things you've done while blazed
went to a field party with this chick and as we start driving down the dirt road we see flashing blue and red lights. holy shit is that the cops she says. i say no thats probably just some lights they got down there for the party. i tell her dont worry just keep going. so she keeps freakin and i just remain calm and tell her to keep going. next thing i know theres pigs with flashlights running out the woods. at this point i tell her to turn around and get the fuck out of here. she rags her car out through the brush and we ball back to the main road as soon as we are 100 yards orso onto the main road another pig drives by us towaeds the party but doesnt fuck with us. all my friends either got charged or ran around in the woods smokin bowls while the cops kept lookin. hew close call but still probably not my stupidest. ive probably supprest that to the depths of my brain somewhere lol.
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I got so high i forgot to suck through the bong and blew into it and murfed the bowl, not that long ago i was looking round the house for my hat and my mom finally came up to me and asked me wat i am looking for i go my playboy hat
shes like the black one
i am like ya you know where it is
shes like you better lay of the herb your wearing it
i felt so dumb
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knocked over my bong like a hundred times
Stupid things you've done while blazed
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Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess
shes like you better lay of the herb your wearing it
That's awesome.
This is turning out to be quite an entertaining thread.
Stupid things you've done while blazed
2 crazy things outta like a million...
this is when i got arrested...i was 16
it was 10 pm at night and i just recently got my license so i say hey lets go smoke in my car with 4 other of my friends. We goto this neighborhood and spark up when one of my friends gets all paranoid and says "i got a gut feeling we shouldnt be here, those old people are going to call the cops on us," he wouldnt shut up so we left. Now we were stuck, we had no place to box at, when my friend suggest we goto the Northern Virginia Training aka the Mentally and Physically Challenged home. We go there and it never crossed my mind that we were trespassing or that they have security, so we end up gettin caught and i get arrested, so the cop thinks im a dealer cause he found my scale and i kept lying to him, so he thought i had like an OZ in my ass crack cause i had none in the car. So he made me take my shorts off and squat....that sucked but i got the charges dropped cause thats an illegal procedure when im 16!
Next, one time i was so anxious to get bud that me and my gf and my friend were waiting in the parking lot for the dealer to show up. HE FINALLY ARIVES after 30 mins and he asked me if we wanted to smoke a blunt and box his car so i said why not. Next thing u kno we are getting high as shit for like an hour, when we finish he drops us off to my car and i noticed i lost my keys, i dont know where they were. I call the dealer and told him to come back cause i was for sure it was in his car, he came, no keys....FUCK wherearemy keys?....i look in my fucking car and they are in the ignition TURNED ON(not off,...ENGINE RUNNING!) and i thought i was locked out but i opened the door happily and was thankful nobody stole my fucking car and it was running. It was in a damn parking lot during the dayand it was busy...i was so lucky
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oh, another stupid thing ive done while high:
this was pretty recently, so my parents are out, so i go and get high in my garage, they get home literally like 10 seconds after i finish putting all my shit away, and theyve got my grandparents with them. so i freak out, cause its this little birthday party thing were doing for my grandpa, and im scared their gonna know. so i decided that if i just constantly was getting people things, or off doing something the whole time, no one would notice. so when everyone starts asking me to get cake, im at the peak of my high. so my grandpa asks for a piece of cake and a cup of coffee, i come back with a piece of cake, and ive dumped a cup of coffee on it. as soon as i hand it to him i realize what ive done, but then he just laughed, thought it was a birthday joke.. lol
Stupid things you've done while blazed
Haha, that second one is pretty bad man. And that's pretty bad ass that you got the charges dropped.
Stupid things you've done while blazed
They should create a television series, about the stupid things we pot-heads do or something.
Stupid things you've done while blazed
sitiin up a tree last yr smoking then i was rolling a spliff and i fell out the tree and fucked up my arm :|
Stupid things you've done while blazed
One of the most stupid/embarassing things ive ever done was last year. I was at some crazy party and i ended up getting totally slaughtered on blunts and absinthe. I was so fucked i couldnt get home, so i crashed at one of my friends house. I was sharing her brothers bed with one of his mates, he was on the floor. Naturally, i ended up throwing up violently in the middle of the night, all over his bed. I panicked and just got dressed really quick and ran out of the house at about 4 in the morning. I am yet to return.