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Dont trick for for crying out loud. Thats prob the worst thing you would do.
And you dont know if shes even got one in the oven so chill the peace out. Cross all those grandparents stuff when you come to it.
Thats the risk though, and whatever happens happens for a purpose...
Light it up and take a puff, but dont let you g/f just in case!! ;)
gag her. bag her. throw her in the river. simple as that.
Btw, this chick sounds like a huge ho. Get yourself a decent chick man, this one's gonna end up sucking dick for meth.
jeez thats simple. get the pill, diluate it into his coca-cola then all the shit is okay coz sorry but your g/f is litteraly stupid. "i wanna see what gonna happen" wtf???
I think it would be less noticeable in food. Like Saaaay spaghetti? But first you might wanna get her to take a pregnancy test so you dont risk ruining your relationship for nothing.
damn, that is a totally messed situation you got yourself into, for your sake i hope she's not prego ....
Relax, man. First off, forcing someone to do ANY drug is wrong. I'm all for her taking the pill (in the end, what's most important is that you both succeed. This way when you decide you're ready, your child will have a good life), but I don't advocate slipping anyone any drug, anytime.
Now, what you need to do is smoke a bowl and settle down. From what I learned in Biology (the part I was awake for), women only ovulate for one day each cycle. Despite the statistics (and what your teachers and parents tell you) it's actually quite unlikely she's pregnant. Either way, next time MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A RUBBER. Or ask her (politely) to take the pill, if you guys are truly serious.
To be honest though, you guys need to be more careful. Abortions can make women sterile- that means that you could never have your own kid together, potentially. Besides, stuff like this really stresses a relationship, and if you *do* have a kid together, you two are gonna need a strong relationship
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Peace.
:( What gets to me is that having a abortion is not a form of birth control. In this day and age there is no real reason for shit like this to happen. There are so many forms of birth control that are made available. For ppl to say it was a accident does not wash with me....you don't accidently fall on a erect penis? :eek:
But is was an accident that his condom fell off.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi
BTW how the hell does that happen?
Now in my attempt to be helpful what someone above said about how unlikely ur girl is pregnant is very true. Most women who want to get pregnant have to try for months because it just doesn't work so simply. I also dont agree with slipping a pill, but if you make her realize how incredibly fucked both of your lives will be she might just take it. In addition, if all else fails punch and kick the shit out of her stomach like you've never done before. This would kill the baby and eliminate all possibilities of being a father. Totally kidding about that last part by the way.
No, but a condom can accidently fall off.
Oh well. You fucked up. Man up to it, don't just drug her. The cannabis boards have some really pathetic people. I'm not even talking about the person who made this thread either. All you guys saying make her take the pill. The guy made the mistake of fucking that twit anyway and now he has to face the consequences. Be it a kid or just the suspense of her possibly being pregnant.