3 Funniest Jokes ever

Whats the difference Between a Mail Box and a Donkeys arse Hole.?.

'dont know you say.?.

Well Im not gettin you to Post any letters For me......;)






Little Johnny @ school.
and the teacher says OK Kids Today were gonna do Rhymes and they Have to end In.
IF I CAN IF I CAN IF I CAN...
Little Steevie Puts up his hand.
OK steevie Lets hear it said the teacher..
stevie stands up and starts..
"When I grow up to Be a Man I'll Go to Germany and Japan.
If i can If i can If i can.

Verry Good said The teacher who's Next.

Little suzy Puts up her Hand....
"ok Suzy" said the teacher.

Suzy stands upand starts...
"When I grow up to Be a Ladie I want to have 10 little Babies.
If i can if i can If i can..

Verry Good suzy said the teacher whos Next..

Little Johnny Sticks up His hand..

OK Johnny Lets hear it Said the Teacher..

Johnny Stands up and starts..
"Wen I grow Up to Be a Man FUCK germany and Japan. and I'll Help Suzy with HER plan.
If i can if i can if i can....


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One day Katie wants to take out her dads truck to go to a party.So she walks into her dad's room,and asks for the keys for the night.
The dad says,you know the drill katie(as he points to his dick).So she starts slobbing on his knob.
All the sudden katie takes her head off her dads weiner and says "dad how come your dick tastes like shit?"
He replies"Oh thats right.......your brother's got the truck tonight."

i think that was the point...

those jokes were about as funny as AIDS.

a funny joke:

one day a young man walks into a ice cream parlor, he asks for 1 strawberry cone, 2 vanilla, and 3 chocolate

the old man behind the counter says, sorry sir, we dont have any choclate would u like to change the order?

the young man says yes, lemme get 2 vanilla, 2 choclate, and 1 strawberry

the old man replies,(assuming the customer didnt hear him) we dont have any chocolate sir..

the young man then asks for 3 strawberry 1 vanilla and 1 choclate,

at this point the old man is getting pissed and replies

young man, do u see the word straw in strawberry?

he answers yes

do you see the word van in vanilla ?

the young man says yes

do you see the word 'fuck' in chocolate?

the young man replies, no i dont see fuck in chocolate

the old man says, yea thats right theres no fuck-in chocolate so get outta my store.

and that ^^^^^ was better.????.

actually it is kinda funny....since it sounds about like something i would say in the same situation....so it's only funny cuz i can see myself doing that...

ok, I have a good joke....
there was a guy who has a speech problem and he was waking to a few stores to shop. He went to a corner market and asked the clerk for some bum, the clerk said, do u mean gum? yes some bum. He then went to another store and asked the clerk if he could buy a fuckit, do you mean a bucket, replied the clerk. yes a fuckit. Then the man went to a pet store and asked the clerk if he could buy a cockensmackit, do u mean a cocker spaniel? replied the clerk. yes a cockensmackit. So the man bought his 3 things and was walking down the street, all of the sudden his dog got away and started running. The man ran over to this lady and said can u hold my bum and fuckit while I catch my cockensmackit?

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Originally Posted by amsterdam

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

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Whats the difference between Elvis and a smart Republican?

Elvis has been sighted.

When i was little, I had an ant farm. Those fuckers didn't grow shit.