Come on...say it...

i would say but i could be here all nite lol

:p

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

I have a reoccurring dream about Sawleaf once every 1-2 weeks, even though I've never met him in r/l.

We are kissing under a table in a crowded restaurant. He's wearing a white shirt, black suit jacket, and a black tie. I am wearing my favorite vintage dress, nude nylons, and my favorite black heels.

As the kissing gets more intense, I undo his tie and start to unbutton his shirt, the suit jacket stays on. He starts to take off the sash on the waist of my dress...then I wake up.

No one seems to notice or care that we are getting hot and heavy under the table. He's a beautiful kisser. ;)

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Wow, how'd I miss this post! You already know my secret MJM, it's my 4gauge Apadravya. ;)

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Originally Posted by GooseBear

and my dark dirty secret is

I secretly want a threesome....and
maybe make out with another girl just to see what it is like

I like having sex outside!!!
I love playing with my boyfriends ballsac and his testicles......Ammie you know I talked about my obsession with this part of a mans body before on these sex threads!!! haha and to everyone else who read that a long time ago IT"S STILL TRUE!!

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holy shit I've found everything I want in a woman :eek: . marry me now please ;) .

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Me too! We're all adults, just say it...because I'm not going to wait around. The more someone acts indecisive, the more I lose interest. :rolleyes:
Back to the topic...I once had sex with 3 different men, at different times, all in one day. Wheeeew...I've been wanting to get that off my chest for years. ;) :D

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I was sandwich dancing my gf (now wife) with a lesbian friend...At some point, my lesbian friend gave her a really deep purple hicky. My gf and I left the club and screwed in a field outside of the Cartwheel in New Hope, which I mention because it was just before we moved up to your part of the deer-hunting woods, Maryjanemama.

Luckily, we've found the only reliable babysitter in Wayne County that will sit past 3am...

Sometimes i sit on my hands for like 20 minutes until they turn numb.And then i masturbate.I call it a stranger.

my first sexual experience was when i was 14. im still virgin tho, and it sucks. im 16 and never had a real g/f!!! that sux

First kiss (french) was when I was 12, girl lived many miles away, bused there alone every Saturday to meet with her. Pretty interesting bus ride, seabus ride, skytrain ride, and and 1 hour bus ride. First time I kissed her was on Valentines, at the end of the day, it ended with an extremely dramatical kiss, right under the street light on the corner of the road, at night. I vividly remember it since I enjoyed it so much.

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Originally Posted by 9ski9

I was sandwich dancing my gf (now wife) with a lesbian friend...At some point, my lesbian friend gave her a really deep purple hicky. My gf and I left the club and screwed in a field outside of the Cartwheel in New Hope, which I mention because it was just before we moved up to your part of the deer-hunting woods, Maryjanemama.

Luckily, we've found the only reliable babysitter in Wayne County that will sit past 3am...

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You live here now? Cool! I won't ask anymore here, but if you want to shoot me an email it's [email protected] . Just say something in the subject line so I know it's you.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

my first sexual experience was when i was 14. im still virgin tho, and it sucks. im 16 and never had a real g/f!!! that sux

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Same here, but I am 18 and I haven't had a 'valid' sexual experience. Weird thing is i am 10 times happier than all my friends who aren't virgins and have girlfriends or boyfriends, so I can't complain!

yeah, i used to masturbate too much, and when my girlfirend would wanna have sex, i couldnt get it up, because its been up and down too much recently!....

typing high is really fun.... i can type without making too many mistackes because my mind just mixes up te mess of words and spitts them out into the phrase that i would like them thop day... holy fuck!