how old are you again? cuz that sounds like an insult from a 13 year old.... :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by blueburyboy
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how old are you again? cuz that sounds like an insult from a 13 year old.... :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by blueburyboy
26 mate i only asked as scagster sounds like a 13 year old who would never have seen one
Wow.
I remember when some kid said that he smoked a bug, and another asked if he should stick his pecker in clorox to pass a drug test.
Its a shame what those hamburger hormones are doing to kids these days. Tsk tsk tsk.
heres the youtube of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mPTK-4TIww
Are you talking about the tulip end or the roach end? I don't know what the hell you're talking about either way. Why would I pretend to make a joint out of a pen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
You crack me up man. :thumbsup: keep on blazing!
laughs
Kool...
god, that'd be rank. imagine how tarry it'd be...
When I was in college a friend got a huge paper grocery bag stuffed full of leaves and the trim off of manicured buds from a guy who was growing the buds. He got it for free. We all had plenty of good buds back then so no one really cared about this bag of relatively crappy weed, and it ended up just sitting in the closet for a couple of weeks.
So one day my friend decided to roll up as much as he could into one enormous joint, he overlapped a bunch of papers so that they would hold togather and made one big sheet of rolling paper out of it, then rolled up all the weed that would fit inside. This joint was about 2 inches in diameter and about 2 feet long. It was at least a couple of ounces --- I don't really even know how much, maybe even a quarter pound. It was kind of floppy, so you had to support if with both hands.
We decided to take some pictures of us smoking it. It was kind of a bitch to get it lit, but once it was going, it worked pretty good. My freinds went first, and I took pictures of all of them. Then it was my turn, and I wanted to get a good picture of myself smoking this monster joint, and I wanted the cherry to be bright red, and a giant cloud of smoke all around me. So I start puffing on this joint like crazy, mostly just sucking the smoke into my mouth and blowing it right out again to make a cloud and keep the cherry hot. My freinds were so high that they couldn't figure out the camera. They kept putting it up to their eye like they were ready, and I would start puffing like crazy, and then something would go wrong. I don't know how many times we did that bafore a picture finally snapped, but by then I was so stoned from trying to get a good action shot, I didn't even realy know what was going on.
I had to go lay down for awhile. I felt like I was spinning and flipping and my body was stretching and twisting. After awhile I didn't feel good at all. I felt like I had spasms and got a crushing headache. I didn't feel like I could open my eyes. Good times.
That huge joint just laid around that apartment for weeks and anyone who came by could spark it up if they wanted to.
Sorry, no pics. That was years ago, before digital cameras. I saw the prints, and they were pretty funny, but my picture was not what I had hoped for. I couldn't believe how much I smoked trying to get that perfect picture, and then it wasn't really all that great in the end. I don't know what ever happend to those pictures, but I'm sure if I ever run for the Senate, they'll surface. Hell, maybe the tail end roach of that joint is still around too.