when you've had sex or a girlfriend before the age of 21?
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when you've had sex or a girlfriend before the age of 21?
When someone trips over your dick and says "FUCKING FIRE HOSE"
when you're an ugly mother fax machine but hot girls and their hot girl-friends just can't keep their paws off... though that's not strictly true as I have a hard time turning away girls as ugly as I.
When you DONT have to create threads online to reaffirm your masculine insecurities.
You know you have a big penis when: As you insert your penis into the girl she screams "JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FISTING ME?"
when you can lasso women with it
When your nickname in high school is "burro", Spanish for donkey.
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When you can turn the tv channels laying down with no remote.
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Originally Posted by Non
i wish my penis was big :(