PLEASE HELP!! Probation/Testing Coming Up!
"Also, I figure I'll keep up the same cardio and diet, and then go sloth lazy and eat fatty ass foods starting 3 days before my actual test. Hopefully the combination of all this will allow me to pass a probation test! I woulda been happier if I at least had a darker line on the test, or come closer to passing my specimen validity test (asides from the color)."
This will help a lot and at the same time cut back on fluid intake till the morning of the test so you don't get a negative dillute.
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Hey running scared,
I am happy to see that you're getting yourself under control.
At the time yu're gonna a get yu're u test (if yu get it) yu'll should not be worried about your THC test but the real matter of your probation, which is not my business...
The density, by definition, is a function of the mass versus the volume (weigh per volume unit). Yu can fix that by adding a liitle (very little) of salt in a define volume of pee to reach the normal range.
Yu can see the T band, therefore, yu're clean. Don't get yu're sample too diluted cause remember THC is only one drug out of a minimum of 5.... If yu come up diluted, they may suspect yu for any of them and yu're worry about the less devastating one (THC), indeed.
keep us in touch and don't eat just fat food, please get yourself some real good food ( NY steak and more) and tell us (me) that you enjoyed yourself ... I am kind of good shape man but I eat good and it is always what makes my day...
Be well...:thumbsup:
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One more thing,
The intensity of the band is not a criteria, the THC band wioll get always lighter than the C band and often faint even will a sample coming from a dude who had never smoked in his/her life.
Don't ask me why, otherwise I'm gonna get too technical....
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Technical is great. I'm actually pretty well-versed in science and medicine. But you can't really take a course on "Systemic THC Removal" :). I read the strips package insert, and understand that they use a goat antibody to run the control. Go ahead and post a more detailed explanation if you want.
And don't worry, I'm very worried about my actual case itself, but also I don't want to fuck up any deal w/ testing positive on a fucking piss test ya know. My first date in court is in about 10 hours, so I'm obviously getting nervous. I don't think I'll be tested at all tomorrow, but I could be on my next date (Monday), but as of yet, no decision has been reached. I'll update you guys on my case tomorrow evening, and I'm praying that I survive. BTW, if I suddenly disappear from the board, that most likely means something bad has happened :(.
Also, I've heard a few things about testing on sentencing day. Is this a normal thing? Or is that only for drug offenses?
Anyways, I'm still hitting the cardio, and I'm coming up on 19 days clean (cardio has been for 7 of those days). I've actually dropped from 20% BF to about 15.5%, so my diet/cardio is definitively helping in that field. I'm running another dilution as we speak, and I'll post it and the results after I've completed. Thank you EVERYONE who has contributed to this thread and to this board in general. You guys rock!
RS
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Oh.......also, anyone have any ideas about using Cialis? From what I've read this increases blood flow to many parts of the body, primarily by dilating arteries. This would include the renal arteries, thus leading to a greater Glomerular Filtration Rate, hencing filtering more shit out, right? I also read that flank pain is a common side effect of using Cialis, and that would make sense as kidney pain presents in the flank, and the kidneys are being forced to take on a greater workload. Any ideas/thoughts on this would be appreciated.
RS
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Technical yea, but it's kind of boring... I can talk about it if we meet some day... goat antibodies are not just for C but also for T. The C is just what does'nt bind to T making sure that the reagent works properly. If yu have to much THC, antibodies can not bind THC on T. It's called a competitive chromatography assay. I'm sure yu get the trick
yu can find everything yu need by using the proper key words on goegle.
I think it's better to come up THC + and all other - and say, well I smoke 11 weeks ago when I was drunk at some party than been diluted.
In your case, yu have no need to be worried about that...
Just get yourself relax and , again eat some good food (sorry to repeat myself it's my only addiction, real good healthy food, I'm not
gonna explain what I cooked tonight it would take too long). By the way, i don't smoke I just get pissed off when my employer ask me for a pee test for a very good promotion (real good) after he got a lot of $ out of what i've done for their big company. I said nothing but i posted my resume on 30 jobs and got 5 other job offers before i went to the pee test and i was ready to tell them to fuck off. I didn't, I gave my pee feeling like insulted, not pride of myself, got the big promo... Ironically, i need to hire a few but they need pass the u test. What are they going to ask next? Give my ass?????? Well, I've just opened a little boutique 2 years ago... I might give up my big pay check... get myself freedom and maybe get some pot for me and my employees....
Cyialis, don't use it might hurt you.
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Here is the dilution:
12:15 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids, 1 B-100 Vit (Uncrushed)
12:30 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
12:45 --> 9 oz. gatorade
1:00 --> 9 oz. gatorade
1:15 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
1:30 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
1:45 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
1:55 --> 9 oz. gatorade, Half B-100 Vit (Uncrushed)
2:05 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
2:15 --> 9 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
2:25 --> 6 oz. gatorade, 2 rolaids
2:45 --> TEST
WELL the test came up Negative, w/ a slightly darker line than before.
I also BARELY passed the specific gravity of the validity test with (1.003-1.005 color range). However, I still failed the creatinine portion of the validity test (10-20 color range). I think I'll do 20g creatine daily now, and then maybe add it in twice during the dilution, too, AND I'll do the 96 oz. dilution over 3 hours instead of 2. You guys think I should decrease the amount of gatorade? To like 64 oz? Let me know what you guys think.
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Hey Running scared, I am still there...
Yu drinz 9oz of gatorade evry 15min (I am quite impress how yu monitor youself).
Cut it 1/2, every 30 min instead and don't drink 1h00 before the u test.
yu're getting there man.
Red meet contain a lot of creatinin, put that in yure diet.
talk to yu later:thumbsup:
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Hey Guys,
I just ran a test w/ my first void (although in the late afternoon--my schedule is off). Does it matter when the things are run? I mean as long as it's the first void after I wake up, that's all that matters, right? Anyways, I got a VERY faint line w/ the morning's first void. So that's a plus. Also, the specimen validity came up negative on all tests.
I'm going to try again like tomorrow, or sometime on the weekend. I'm still running and taking niacin just before my workouts (and after), so that I get my sweat on hardcore. I'm gonna keep this up as long as possible, until hopefully one day I get a darker line on the first morning void.
Hopefully I'll be able to eat fatty ass crap foods again, soon!
RS
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Congrat man,
Your are clean now, no need to be worried. In addition, if yu have to take a test don't dilute too much...
Best to yu:thumbsup: