Have you ever been so stoned

ive been so stoned Ive had to make myself breathe.
probably was in my head but it was still freaky.

i have had a bad trip from being so stoned. i was laying down in my bed and i thought i had only half of a head (i was laying on my side) and i thought i was dying. I was also having hallucinations....i could think about anything and it would "appear". haven't smoked that much weed since then.

i once was quite stoned, i had a 8th on me and i was walking to meet a friend when i checked my pockets and could not find my bud, i backtracked my steps for 15 minutes before i realised id hidden it in my shoe :mad::rasta:

Once I smoked a couple bowls out of my mini bong after my parents had left for most of the night. I kept hearing noises downstairs that I coulda SWORN were people. I was so high I was afraid to even leave my room for at least an hour and a half. Probably one of the worst highs of my life.

The first time I ever got stoned was off a gravity bong with my buddy, and I was so high that I almost laughed when his dad came home and came out on the back porch and busted us. Good times :rasta:

Once I was so stoned that while I was reading, it took me literally 5 minutes to turn the page, because I just couldn't physically move.

i got spun at a concert once had to go out to my car and just sit in silence,i could hear static,kinda like a radio station thats between stations, in the air and the sound was making wonderful coloured paterns that i could taste. my whole body just tingled all over i sat for what seemed eternity quietly freaking.

can't say that I have....

sometimes wen im stoned and i eat doritos it feels like they are gettin bigger in my mouth adn no matter how much i chew they wont go away. till they either do or the bag is gone.

weird huh

lol

Me and my friend were trying to make a pizza, so we spent 30 minutes trying to set the timer/temperature for the oven, but it never turned on. Finally, we noticed that the coils had been completely taken out. So we cooked it in the microwave, and it was nasty.

ive been so stoned i have like a personal press conference in front of the mirror. debates etc. i feel so smart. then i realize ive been talking to myself for the past 30 min.
yea an sometimes my mouth get so dry nothing can help epecially when outdoors. licking my lips becomes a hard task truly sucks