You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter

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What does he do?

pee and drop change on people.

i really dont want to spoil it for anybody, its a very surprising ending

try to aim myself towards water.. ouch thats gonna hurt, at least less than land!

Think, "Damnit, I live through cancer, being sent away, bi polar, and all other sorts of horrible shit. Just to die when some A-hole throws me from a plane."

TPot, ROFLMAO....

Hmmmm......

One thing I'd do just before I went SPLAT would be to roll over and make sure I hit HEAD FIRST. Hell, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna WATCH! My morbid curiosity comes out....

I would:

1. Call my wife and tell her i love her, and tell her i wouldn't be home for dinner that night, then...

2. I'd piss my pants, then...

3. I'd shit my pants... as

4. I was screaming bloody murder at the very TOP of my lungs, all the while wishing...

5. That I had brought that damned parachute that I forgot back on the tarmac... and then....

6. It's be time for me to go into el nosedive and then...

7. SPLAT.

At least I'd see what hit me....

Incidentally, the Airborne trrops in the Army sing a song, the tune of which goes with Glory, Glory Haleluiah, and it goes something like "gory, gory what a helluva way to die, he ain't gonna jump no more!"

And get this - that is JUST BEFORE they line up to jump out of a perfectly good airplane FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Boy, that right there would instill confidence in ya, now wouldn't it, he, he, he...

I'd laugh and tumble around for the first bit, then I'd scream bloody murder and hope I don't bounce when I hit the ground... I read somewhere if you bounce it's an instant death cause your neck will snap and your back wil break, but if you dont bounce there's a chance you will live although injured and probably with a few broken bones

^ Or you'll be like Christopher Reeves :fish:

if i jump out of a plane without a parachute, i deserve to die....

Falling from ten thousand feet - ain't NOTHING you can do to survive. Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse GOODBYE!

And Psycho4Bud, that is one of my MOST FAVORIE PF songs!