Donuts!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position.

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MMMMM... DONUTS!!!!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

When Krispy Kreme came to the Dallas-Fort Worth area a few years back, it was a big deal, It was an especially big deal to my husband, who loves doughnuts of any kind. We'd always been to Krispy Kreme on our travels, and he was totally jazzed about its debut in our community. When the local newspaper announced that Krispy Kreme would hold its grand opening on whatever date it opened, Dave read that article and said "I'm so pumped about that store I almost have a hard-on!"

The week the place opened, there was so much business in the mornings that there were two-mile traffic lines and it was impossible to get served. So I picked up a dozen glazed for him one evening. I got the bedroom all candlelit and seductive, waited until I heard his car in the driveway, and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position. He loved that.

Krispy Kremes are too sweet for me, too, Purple B. I literally get sugar sick when I eat them. I like cake-style doughnuts or homemade ones rolled in cinnamon sugar.

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Whoooooah...Wanna talk about a dream come true?
Your husband is a lucky man:rastasmoke::hippy:

Theres a speedway down the street from my house that i went to multiple times a day for a year, used to get alcohol and tobacco there when i was underage, and by a few months ago, i was getting free slushies and krispy kremes every night. so one night i go in, its like 2:30 in the morning, i just take a bag of donuts nod to the cashier and walk out, apparently a cop thought i was shoplifting and followed me out and confronted me, i told him what was up and he didnt believe me, so i just gave him the donuts and he said deal and left me alone lol. corrupt pigs.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

My dog loves munchkins.
But they are bad for her.
So she can only have them very rarely.
And she has no opposable thumbs to drive herself down to DD.
I, on the other hand, can have munchkins whenever the hell I please.
Neener neener.

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my cat has opposable thumbs. it is wild.

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Originally Posted by The Dude Of Life

Theres a speedway down the street from my house that i went to multiple times a day for a year, used to get alcohol and tobacco there when i was underage, and by a few months ago, i was getting free slushies and krispy kremes every night. so one night i go in, its like 2:30 in the morning, i just take a bag of donuts nod to the cashier and walk out, apparently a cop thought i was shoplifting and followed me out and confronted me, i told him what was up and he didnt believe me, so i just gave him the donuts and he said deal and left me alone lol. corrupt pigs.

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Hahahaha - the sterio-typical porker!

A girl in my english class senior year brought donuts one random Friday. I was blazed and I seriously almost krispy kremed in my pants. She will forever be remembered.

Mmmmmmmm Donuts!!! I aint ha d one in a while..