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"Did we just have sex? I really dont know what to call that..."
Just kidding, maybe not most random but dumbest. At a party once, some girl asked me how to drink a beer.. that one really confused me, until I found out she had never even drank alcohol befor.
I also got proposed to at a bar, and thats why I stay away from them.
Good for you, Chronisseur. I sometimes see friends of ours who clearly think they are better than the people who're waiting on them in restaurants or stores, and it makes me sick. I always treated customers equally in my days as a cashier or waitress, and I still work hard at being appreciative and courteous in my interactions with clerks and service people now. One of Dallas's premier merchants, Stanley Marcus, whose father co-founded the store Neiman-Marcus, always preached to his retail team that they should never judge a book by its cover. He knew that a customer was a customer, no matter what he/she looked like, wore or drove.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronisseur
oh yeah there was also "hey man you wanna buy a hamburger?" some cracked out looking guy was trying to sell random hamburgers to people on he street. He was kinda creepy lookin, I dunno anyone whod buy a burger from anywhere other than the McDonalds 1 block away. :wtf:
A kid walked up to me in school and asked if I had ever been caught masturbating in the closet. I said no. He said, "Exactly, it's a good hiding spot." He walked away and I haven't talked to him since.
See this question is commenly asked. still yet i find it to be fucking dumb
"wheres your head"
my teachers always said that to me when i did something stupid
So what part of you do you hate the most.....the thieving Jig or the money hungry heeb? This guy just asked me when he saw my kippah (yamika) now that was a WTF
I was waiting for a bus with some friends when a car pulls up to us, an Indian man sticks his head out the window and says: "You want my gold?", brandishing some tacky ring, we all tried to stop ourselves but no one could hold in the laughter then we told him we weren't interested
It was really one of those wtf moments............ :D
i was in dubai getting my nipple pierced by an ex-delta airline pilot who was kicked out after 9/11... so i ask him how long will it take to heal once i get it pierced.. and he said it depends on how big your "neeple" is (he had an italian accent for reasons i have no clue about)... he asks me lift my shirt up and started fondling with my 'neeple'. i didn't know it was a process to make my 'neeple' get a little harder. anyway.. so he lyed my down on the chair and injected my 'neeple' with anesthesia... and while he was doing it i noticed a tattoo on his arm... i'm like.. hey, that's cool, where'd you get it done from? he said his husband did it for him. for a moment i freaked out. anyway...
so after lying down there more of the 'neeple' fondling.. he pierces my nipple. after everything i done and i'm about to leave... he, in a very promiscuous tone, asked me "do you play with the boys"? (italian accent)... I mean, for crying out loud, i got my left nipple pierced not the right... and to make it more ironic my gf was with me at the time.
I was smoking with some buddies and we were all spacing out after like the 3rd or 4th bowl when my friend goes "Do you guys want me to make lemonade?" And we did. And it was great.
"[Max]Oh my god, dude, I do not look Roman, see watch, [Me(James) on the phone with mom], James, Do I look roman?"