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so i jus moved to the middle east recently and toked up their hashish for the first time about an hour ago and damn its good. but anyhoo i jus went for a drag and lit up the wrong end of the cigarette, it caught on fuckin fire so i inhaled like a madman until i thought wtf wheres the buzz.. then i realized lol. arabs sure know how to grow :stoned:
/\ LMAO....that just sounds like it was hurtful
Hmm, it would probably be a time where I smoked right before I went to bed. I guess I got high in my sleep, because when I woke up, chaos was all around me. My buddy's mom and him were looking for my keys, so they woke me up and told me I have to move my car. I was searching for a good 5 minutes, and couldn't really focus on the task at hand. I finally found my keys inbetween the elastic strings on my shorts and boxers. Hehe.
WARNING......
never unload the dish washer stoned.
You will never find ur dishes, or find them in the strangest of places. I lost my coffee mug for 3 days.
When i finally found it I realized I would put it in a place easy for me to find since I knew I was stoned..der :wtf:
Well I would say right now. I must have just spent the better part of an hour staring and laughing at an armstrong gear driven salad spinner! Its really kinda cool! Ya always got to wash those greens.
tried making a bong out of a Halloween lawn decoration without realizing that no one can draw hard enough to smoke with a chamber that big
hm..lets see
i put a bottle rocket in a glass bottle and had the whole thing explode near me, ive nearly eaten the bag itself of sunships, ive stared at the woodgrains in the ceiling for hours, a few times people tell me i moshed by myself, and thats all that comes to mind for now..
My first post here so hi everybody :jointsmile:
Sorry it's a kinda long story.
Anyways I think the dumbest thing I've ever done is I got really high and I just started walking without thinking about anything relevant to the fact that I was walking down a road that didn't lead anywhere for miles.
I was heading back towards my house but still at least a mile away when a police car pulled up in front of me and the officer did that little "Come here you bad little child" finger thing and so I went over and he asked me if I had any bombs, drugs, weapons on me and I said no(I really didn't) and he just had me sit in the back of his car.
Another Police car pulled up beside the one I was in and they were asking my information and I must've sounded like a complete idiot because every time they asked me a question I'd go "Uhhhhhmmmm..." and have to think about it for like twenty seconds before answering, then he'd ask me to speak louder and I'd have to stop and think about the answer all over again and this repeated for every single one of his questions. They ran my info to make sure I didn't have any warrants or anything and of course I came up clean. While they were running it I was reading the computer screen and apparently someone had called the police on me even though I was just walking.
The officer gave me a choice to either continue walking or he'd give me a ride - I took the ride because at this point I was enjoying the air conditioner in the car and totally forgot where the hell I was.
So yeah I got picked up by the police while high as a kite and I guess they just thought I was stupid or didn't care cause the officer just gave me a ride home and let me be. Cops out here are pretty cool as long as you're cool to them.
Right now trying to figure this out
And I still am!!