Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
One time I was having sex in this coffin with this hot chic that I just met (It was kind of hot and sweaty in such close quarters but still pretty damn good!). Then I remembered that I had been buried alive in a graveyard by Bill's redneck brother Budd. So I had to stop and recall my cruel training by Pai Mei to get out of the coffin. I broke through the wood using my super hard fingers then pushed through the dirt, tracked down my enemies, and dropped the last one using the 5 point palm exploding heart technique. I was Pai Mei's favorite.
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
I urinated in a grave yard once
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
The city has a restraining order against me and I am not even allowed within 100 feet of a graveyard...
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
My GF an I used to have sex in graveyards all the time... Nobody ever bothered us.
She knows were they all are.... even the ones hidden in the back woods. She is a florist and floral designer.
Heres a little hint.... it you are ever in a new town, and need directions, either ask the local florist, or the local heating and air guy.... they both know where to turn off the paved road by the big oak tree, and where that barn burned down 5 years ago, etc.
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
One time I was having sex in this coffin with this hot chic that I just met (It was kind of hot and sweaty in such close quarters but still pretty damn good!). Then I remembered that I had been buried alive in a graveyard by Bill's redneck brother Budd. So I had to stop and recall my cruel training by Pai Mei to get out of the coffin. I broke through the wood using my super hard fingers then pushed through the dirt, tracked down my enemies, and dropped the last one using the 5 point palm exploding heart technique. I was Pai Mei's favorite.
funny post lol, but this line ^^ raised a question in me. I know you are in the medical field, so what do you think of Dim Mak? Or have you even heard of it? Because I do know of a number of heart-exploding techniques, but they are usually 3,4 or 6 point techniques, and none of them utilize points on the palm. My favorite heart-STOPPING technique utilizes a quick pin-point strike on the wrist, the inner elbow and near the carotid artery of the right side of the neck in quick succession. Sorry to get off topic, your 5 point palm line just got my brain a-thinkin' lol
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
... lol disrespectful... i understand the thought process, but lighten up for real... as long as there is no trace... wtf is the deal? am i just suposed to go there to stand at a grave be sad and leave?... hell no
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere
Boy, blazinit, see if I answer any more of your threads! lol! j/k!!!
But, really. Its too hot for that kind of flaming! I can't be the only person in the world who ever partied(not desecrated, not disrespected, etc.etc.but simply sat on the freakin grass and partied with my buddies) in a graveyard.
edit: post # 419. Gotta head to the 420 thread now!
I've done a lot worse.
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
heres some funy stuff......when we were kids like 5 we would dare each other to go (alone) to the middle of the big grave yard (about 3 square miles) and leave a wooden stake in the ground to let every on know we were their. One summer night we got my cousin to go and about an hour later we hear screaming and horror comming from where he was, so we started running into the grave yard thinking he was being attacked buy a coyote or sumthing. Were running about a mile in and we hear a scream like a horrifed little girl realy close and their lots of cloud cover so its very dark, we stop and were panting and then bamm my friend is srceaming right next to me but I cant see anything and I feel sumthing jump on me so I started screaming and throwign punches and kicking and screaming and crying and then the moon comes out and theirs my cousin, my friend, and me all bloody hitting each other, kicking and screaming on the ground. We got up and I asked why he started screming he said " a hand was pulling my into a grave" we laughed and he said no when I put the steak in the ground and started to pound it in with a rock a hand came up and started pulling me in. We heard that and stard running back to the house. We ran about 1 1/2 mile in about 3 minutes terrified. so the next morning we go to check his wooden steak like always and almost all the way to the otherside of the grave yard like 3 miles we found his steak and his jacket, he stuck the steak in his jacket pulling it down into the ground, man we laughed and laughed and the laughed some more cause we all had black eyes
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
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Originally Posted by MadSativa
heres some funy stuff......when we were kids like 5 we would dare each other to go (alone) to the middle of the big grave yard (about 3 square miles) and leave a wooden stake in the ground to let every on know we were their. One summer night we got my cousin to go and about an hour later we hear screaming and horror comming from where he was, so we started running into the grave yard thinking he was being attacked buy a coyote or sumthing. Were running about a mile in and we hear a scream like a horrifed little girl realy close and their lots of cloud cover so its very dark, we stop and were panting and then bamm my friend is srceaming right next to me but I cant see anything and I feel sumthing jump on me so I started screaming and throwign punches and kicking and screaming and crying and then the moon comes out and theirs my cousin, my friend, and me all bloody hitting each other, kicking and screaming on the ground. We got up and I asked why he started screming he said " a hand was pulling my into a grave" we laughed and he said no when I put the steak in the ground and started to pound it in with a rock a hand came up and started pulling me in. We heard that and stard running back to the house. We ran about 1 1/2 mile in about 3 minutes terrified. so the next morning we go to check his wooden steak like always and almost all the way to the otherside of the grave yard like 3 miles we found his steak and his jacket, he stuck the steak in his jacket pulling it down into the ground, man we laughed and laughed and the laughed some more cause we all had black eyes
That sounds exactly like a story from one of those "Scary Stories" books. Except the one in the book had a girl pounding the stake through her dress and she died of fright.
Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?
Years ago when I was much younger i was getting it off with a girl from school in the graveyard in Galston a policeman looked through the gate and shouted what the hell are you up to? I replied its OK officer I am only burying a stiff.
Cheers
NCM
