I wonder how many zombies you could kill in 30 minutes

hahahahah how about it Slip. Well, now everyone knows who to go too when shit goes down haha.

Wow you read fast...I'm on page like...30. It gets to the point quickly revealing that zombies aren't smart. Oh and reb sorry for disappearing last night...although you were probably glad cuz i was prolly way annoying...but my internet died

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Originally Posted by defintion10

Wow you read fast...I'm on page like...30. It gets to the point quickly revealing that zombies aren't smart. Oh and reb sorry for disappearing last night...although you were probably glad cuz i was prolly way annoying...but my internet died

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nah its fine hun, you werent annoying. I figured that your parets came in or something. No biggi.:)

didnt get any sleep :mad:

ok back to zombie talk!!!

zombie comes into your house... to your left, you have a baseball bat... to the right you have a machette (as long as the bat) which do you choose? realisitcly too... forget brutal blood shed movies....

this should be intresting.... after a couple have answered i'll reveal the logical answer and explain why

oh yeah running isn't an option, he's standing in hte door way, it's fight or die.

haha how could you sleep, the zombies are out;)

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

ok back to zombie talk!!!

zombie comes into your house... to your left, you have a baseball bat... to the right you have a machette (as long as the bat) which do you choose? realisitcly too... forget brutal blood shed movies....

this should be intresting.... after a couple have answered i'll reveal the logical answer and explain why

oh yeah running isn't an option, he's standing in hte door way, it's fight or die.

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Well the book says machete actually and since its a little bit lighter and easier to conceal it will be better on the run after you kill the zombie

^yeah but the guy in the book says baseball bats of BOTH kinds break really easily after 2 or 3 great hits to a zombie

Wow crunk is it sad that I do the same kind of shit hahah

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id pick the machete but im assuming the correct answer is baseball bat.

why?

machete can bend and get dull, baseball bat just tears things the fuck up. machete blade can chip and become a useless hunk of metal. why is it useless when dull....no weight behind it...itd be like spanking somebody, you would no longer be doing any damage.

but....is the baseball bat metal or wood.

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doesn't matter (and i don't care what that book says :p)

reguardless of decay trying to chop off extremities (including head) would be damn near impossible... unless you could really just sit there and hack and put your weight into it...

baseball bat also has more weight, thus more trauma... you need a 1 hit kill thing when the enemy you face fears no pain nor feels it.... a baseball bat could easily crack the skull and splatter that brain... witha machette all you could do is prey the force you put behind a neck shot knocked the zombie back, so you can take another whack and hope that severes it's head...

a bat on the other hand... well you just need aim... one well placed blow would be loads more devastating....


and trust me.. unelss you got a rotten bat.... it ain't gonna break.. that shit won't crack on a healthy persons skull much less osmeone constantly rotting ...