Just for fun, Try this!

i fingured paris hilton because i hate my life lol

Its meant to say fingered by the way it was just misspelt

I ate out a cow because I have double d's.


Somewhat true I suppose. :upsidedow

I slept with a french fry because Im wasted.

i cuddled with a black pornstar because i have gigantic penis

I hooked up with a donkey because I was wasted...

and I thought no one knew about that...

i fingured a prostitute because i have double dee's, aww come on you know that aint gonna happen. my name is fluffer nutter.

I fingered santa claus because I am mentally ill

i sucked santa clause cuz im mental

I sucked a homeless guy because i'm mentally ill.

I'm not proud.