crazy stoned idea thread

I always wondered how they made up languages you know? That shit's scary to think about like we're all just speakin' jibberish and shit but we know it you know?

Like one day someone's like "Let's make a language"
EH SENIOR! Lol,, you know?

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Originally Posted by JointNo1

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

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Haha, I read it man. I have the same kinds of things happen to me. I can predict the future when I'm really high. There's no doubt about it. Two of the last baseball games I've gone to, I was ridiculously high..and somewhat drunk. Both of these games the bases were loaded and before the exact pitch in BOTH games, I say..."I feel it. He's going to hit a grand slam" and it happens. You have no idea how riled up I got after this shit happened.

One idea that I thought of, which someone already kind of said, would be...what if the oxygen you breathe in was what got you high. Perhaps we are always 'high' in a sense when we are sober, but by smoking you achieve the feeling of true sobriety--the way life is truly suppose to be seen. So 'getting stoned' is actually experiencing the way we are suppose to always feel.

:stoned:haha yeah, it's quite a concept to stomach

Can we place cannabis as an endangered plant species?

What whould the world be like if Europians hadn't came to America?


I'll leave you with this to think on.

More or less giant lizards ruled the world. Then died off when it got too cold. Now mammals have caused global warming and it's getting hotter....

why isnt the earth a square or a triangl

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Originally Posted by atownsjuggalo

why isnt the earth a square or a triangl

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its gravity joe

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Originally Posted by zach5993

Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao

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what about, if someone stopped time for themself, would others continue on with normal time not knowing that that person had stopped time for themself?
im so high right now this strangely makes no sense to me, or maybe am i just high and dont realize that it does?

ok but how come the someone who created earth made it a square

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Originally Posted by atownsjuggalo

ok but how come the someone who created earth made it a square

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u mean sphere? i DO believe that everything started by god but i dont really think he made earth directly cuz there is stuff outside of earth like space an all that but from scientific shit, its from like dust gathering and then more and more or whatever and to anyone who says then y is the core really hot, its cuz of all the pressure from the rest of the shit

dude.. alright, check this out, 'cause this trips the fuck out of me

ok... what if i'm an alien... and we have super advanced technology and shit, and this is actually just a really high-detailed virtual reality game that i somehow got stuck in.. and i've been here so long i forgot my alien roots...

this part just popped in my head XD

and it's an MMORPG.... so you're all different aliens! and when we die we respawn... which is where the idea of reincarnation comes from!... i dunno maybe i'm just insane XD