You got no arms and no legs and you fall in a well, what do you do?

I scold myself for being dumb enough to roll my stubby ass into a well.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

I scold myself for being dumb enough to roll my stubby ass into a well.

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haaahahha

but what if you were thrown into the well?

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

i would drink the water until i drowned... just keep the thought omg im so thirsty in my head.

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But I'm picturing that in the same way when you do the dishes. The more water you put into a floating pot, the more it sinks. Same thing with drinking it I'd think.

Wait, I've got it! I'd wriggle into the bucket that draws the water, then twist to wrap myself up the robe attached to the bucket, kind of like a yoyo.

Though if I didn't want to be sporting, I'd just cast a spell.

What do call a man with no arms, and no legs, at the bottom of a well?

Bob.

sink, cause i sure as hell wouldnt wanna live without any arms or legs