Top 10 things a guy should never do

Why wear makeup?

The one thing that seperates us from woman is that we dont get ourselves up like rembrandt just took a brush to us.

We are what god gave us, no paint.

I had to wear spandex for football, though. Albiet, many years ago.

Maybe one of those should be taking ballet....

13 - Don't shave your package.

lol I've also broken 5 of them.

Wow, my next post will be my 420th...I must wait until I'm high to post again, then.

numba ?? (velcro wallets kick ass wit pac on it)
erm oh yer
let a 15 yr old kid screw ur love life up wit out handin a beat down out, see a new chick then get stuck on wtf to do 2 make it bk 2 how it was.
and number +1
tell a girl u love her

NEVER DO THAT

another rule:
for no reason should a man ever be under an umbrella with another man. this is one case when sharing is not cool.

jd, yes very tru
and nor shuld u be under ur gurls

they are short pointy bits at eye level!!!!

[quote=geonagual]I like to cook and clean...
I have also sewed on many occasions..
but I hate chick flicks...too sappy for my taste[/QUote}

My girl likes me to cook and clean also...specaily when I wear the flowered apron and nothing else!:D

By the way, I believe it was Rosie greer, the bad ass football player who used to knit on the bus rides as a way to relax....and a lot of them did balete for agility.

Oh..and I can't believe that some of the women on here are taking this so seriously. You all want us to be sensative, well, howabout a little sensativity to our needs to joke around about masculinity???

- Slow -

What's considered "chick flicks"? Titanic? If so I so break that rule all the time. Hell Titanic is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and Leonardo DiCaprio is my all time favorite actor.

Yeah thats right.

real men don't use straws.

this has got to be on the list somewhere.