How to not get caught guide

what i do.

To get rid of the odour go to the supermarket and buy some spray, incense is a little too obvious, good if you are by yourself in that house but not good if you have suspicious/paranoid or both parents. Get the stuff that is advertise to kill odors because you want that not ones that cover it up.Also don't get something obvious like lemon etc you can get ones like mountain air or some crap.I got a can for about $4.00 and stash that away, because that will look suspicious esp if you are not renown for a clean room. ;)

Wait until parent/parents go to bed.
Switch on a DVD or whatever on just in case so they wont hear a noise.
Open the window
Mull up.

Once you have finished pack away spray alot of the spray,then shut the window a bit wide open window on a cold night is going to look suspicious.After stay in your room and watch DVD or whatever don't go out too soon otherwise the smell will go out.

I was thinking of buying a fan heater so in winter i can get rid of the odour without suspicious and to warm up my room. :thumbsup:

Happy smoking!.

I. Storing

My Stash: I store my weed in my couch I have a little opening that is a perfect size for a small cigar box and my stoner friend couldent find it even when i told his it was in the couch by the armrest.

PS2: Another good place is the hard drive bay in a PS2

Deodorant: A really good spot is in a deodorant bar. Use the deodorant and remove the plastic thing thats under all the actual deodorant, put ur shit in, and replace the top, it also covers up the smell and make sure you dont hide the deodorant leave it out in the open.

Book: Get a large cheap book like an old dictionary NOT A BIBLE. Open to like page 35 and with a razor knife (x-acto) start cutting a rectangle in the center of the page towards the back of the book. Keep cutting the same shape and eventually you will have a hollow book that you can put your shit in and put in on a bookshelf or in your backpack.

Battery Compartment: Use the battery compartment of any cheap electronic.

Best place to store weed: IN YOUR LUNGS!!!

Be Creative!

II. Smoking

A. Outside
When you smoke outside the best place is in your backyard if no one is home. If someone is home the woods are a good place or if its windy you can smoke in your backyard just out of sight from windows and have a cigar box ready to put ur lit j's in if someone comes outside.

My favorite place to smoke is at concerts. Before the concert you can smoke in public just watch for police and during he concert if you have a lawn seat.

Just try not to be obvious bbut also not to conspicuous and if anyone sees you get the f*** out of there!

INdoors:

Bathroom: Okay this is a lot harder. The best place to smoke inside is prob your bathroom because most bathrooms are all tiled so theres no carpet or cloth to absorb the odor and you can use strong cleaners to cover up the smell and axe without it being too obvious and steam gets rid of the smell too. When you smoke, turn on the fan and put a towel on the bottom of the door and have the shower running on hot. Smoke under the fan and exhale into the fan or out window. When your done smoking spray a lot of axe and use bleach if you want to be extra careful. Then open the window and leave the fan on and shut the door behind you.

Bedroom: Not recommended because of all the bedding to absord that sweet yet troublesome smell. Open a window and have a fan blowing out the window and make everyone smoke right up close tp the fan. When your done spray a little axe or red guard and if you still smell it get a bunch of pine needle and lay them on a desk so when a parent smells weed they will see the needles and blame it on that. A paper towel cardboard thing stuffed with dryer sheets also works wonders.

Cigarretts: If your parents are okay with you smoking in the house (rare) just smoke a bunch of cigs afterward or make a little tobacco fire on a plate.

III. Hiding your High

Red Eye: Red eye is the most noticable sign of smoking weed next to the smell. Visine works all the time but too much makes it worse. The best way is to smoke good herb and avoid red eye completely thats my method.

Smell: Not really a problem because when your outside 30 mins will get rid of the smell on you and it will be out of your breath in 10. Just use a normal amount of cologne of your worried and having pine sap on you makes a good alliby.

Walking: If you think your walking funny just say your foot fell asleep.

Speech: OKay speaking all weird is the no.1 give away! Try not to talk and if your in a conversation fake a coughing fit and ask for water to get out and if worst comes to worst say you were drinking because parents wont freak out as much compared to smoking grass.

Eating: Your gonna eat because of the munchies but sometimes its hard to eat when your high meaning you eat really messy. This isnt really a problem unless your parents have caught you smoking b4 or they already think your high.

Getting rid of your high: If you really need to get rid of your high, drink alot of water and take a lot of vitamin c or replace the water with oj and run because it will pass the THC through you faster.

IV. Selling/Buying

SELLING WEED IS ILLEGAL AND SO IS BUYING IT SO DO NOT SELL OR BUY WEED.
Okay now that that's out of the way...

Selling: great way to make money, selling oregano but also dangerous. ONly sell to friends and friends friends and dont lace ur shit or mix it with legal bud. sell it strait up but stems and seeds are okay. A lot of people sell .8 as a full gram i dont but apparently most people do. Never sell in school or within 100 yards of a school. Never let someone pay you back "later" unless you smoke with them often. Never lie about the quality of the weed. An experienced smoker will find out and you will never sell weed again.

Buying: You should buy from someone who you will probably smoke the stuff your buyin with. This will make sure you dont get ripped. Dont try to haggle your dealer more than 5 bills down and dont at all if hes already giving you a discount. Dont buy from mltiple dealers unless you tell them you are trust me its not a good idea. Of someone just walks up to you and wants to sell to you say you dont do drugs and go away, only buy from someone you approach to make a deal. And its worth it to buy high quality stuff unless you really need some herb and your low on cash. Dont make a deal out in the open, I know it sounds obvious but ive had plenty of experienced dealers try to make the deal in front of a store and shit like that its worth walking like 50 feet to a bathroom or ally.

V. Fuzz

Okay a cop caught you smoking or wants to search you what do you do? If a cop sees you smoking run like fuck. Throw all your weed and smoking devices somewhere that you can find them without the cop seeing you and run. If you get caught the punishment will be the same> resisting arrest by running but you dont have drugs on you and possesion without running are about the same penalty.

If a cop wants to search you you can say no and he'll arrest you which gives you time to get rid of anything and when they ask you why you said no say your lawyer said never consent to a search.

Happy Tokin and stay safe! :hippy:

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

my way is not really to cover it up. it's basically just eliminating the clicking altogether. as long as you can avoid being seen on the way to your "smoking room" you:

1. light a candle
2. put the candle down
3. press the fuel release button on the lighter and hold it to the candle flame
4. voila! silentflame (wasn't there a video game called silent frame or am i just high?)

:rastasmoke:

sorry to hijack the thread. i now give it back to you.

*thread handoff*

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Dude, if you lit a candle, you wouldn't need a lighter.

But thats only if you smoke joints/blunts.

Haha, I was going to go into a mini rant there, but I am blazed and didn't realise that you can't really light bongs and pipes etc with a candle.

Great stoner moment :rasta:

"There only $4 for 20 of them at my local store, not that much of a mark-up."
dude wtf its only 99 cents for 20 ahahahhaha

Fuck incense dude, this one time me and my bud got high on my apt and he found this incense that i dont really use and he lit it up then it started to smell like fucking 50x stronger than normal and it sucks its like the smell was stuck on ur nose even if u put it away

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Originally Posted by cambam

Dude, if you lit a candle, you wouldn't need a lighter.

But thats only if you smoke joints/blunts.

Haha, I was going to go into a mini rant there, but I am blazed and didn't realise that you can't really light bongs and pipes etc with a candle.

Great stoner moment :rasta:

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actually, you CAN light bongs/pipes with a candle. i've done it with some friends before. just be prepared to taste wax on every hit lolol :D:jointsmile:

the only way not to get caught is to get caught first and then learn from your mistakes

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Originally Posted by greenvoodoo

the only way not to get caught is to get caught first and then learn from your mistakes

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amen brotha man

WoW i really like the book trick also the deoderant idea. You guys are creative!