I am thinking of learning to cat juggle. Do you think this is wrong?

ur a dork... u kno ur not gonna cat juggle lol

try something better, like molotov cocktails (mess up on that and it could be the last mess up you do) or machettes.... looks cooler...

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

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so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

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Don't judge me, man.



:D

my cats fat, he wuld eat ur hand....

Try a porcupine.

cat juggling has a long and honorable history. it's a little known fact that winston churchill juggled cats to relieve stress and abraham lincoln's first job was as an apprentice cat juggler. in the middle ages cat juggling was used as a way to settle minor land disputes and watching cats being juggled was considered an aphrodisiac in 12th century luxembourg. even in times of war cat jugglers have always been allowed to travel freely and in turkmenistan it is still considered good luck for a virgin to be urinated on by a man juggling cats.

go for it man, im sure if you taught them from a young age, theyd grow to accept it as a part of life. plus its pretty damn funny to watch:thumbsup:

I think tossing cats is a great idea. It's more fun when you throw them at things, then just aimlessly in the air to catch though.