FAVOURITE JOKE!

What you call a russain with three balls?

Whoyanickabollockoff

i can tell the time!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"




That's the funniest joke I've ever heard, so it needed to be posted again so no one missed it. Kudos for that one fatty lumps

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Yeah man, that one kills every time it's told.
:D

a catholic priest and a jewish rabbi are hanging out on a street corner and a 10 year old boy walks boy. The catholic priest says to the rabbi, "hey rabbi, look at that good looking boy. don't you want to fuck that boy?"

and the rabbi says, "outa what?"