Shit that happens during sex

2 extremely horrible situations

1.) was drunk and young having sex with maybe the 2nd or 3rd girl i had sex with and we were in the shower and i lost my footing fell back cracked my head and was out cold. she called my brother to come help her get my out of the shower and make sure i was ok

2.) mom called my cell phone while my girl was riding me like she was going for the bronco riding championship. ( i cant remember why but i had to answer it i think she was out of town or something ) and she was like going on and on and on then wanted to talk to my girl so they talked while she still was riding me .. she was a loud one too so i had some deeeeeepppppppp cuts from her clawing me insted

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Originally Posted by tehcromex

2 extremely horrible situations

1.) was drunk and young having sex with maybe the 2nd or 3rd girl i had sex with and we were in the shower and i lost my footing fell back cracked my head and was out cold. she called my brother to come help her get my out of the shower and make sure i was ok

2.) mom called my cell phone while my girl was riding me like she was going for the bronco riding championship. ( i cant remember why but i had to answer it i think she was out of town or something ) and she was like going on and on and on then wanted to talk to my girl so they talked while she still was riding me .. she was a loud one too so i had some deeeeeepppppppp cuts from her clawing me insted

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My ex used to answer her phone when her mom would call even when we were in the middle of it, but I wouldn't stop. It was pretty funny, not gonna lie.

My boy fell off the bed one of the first times we had sex. We were switching positions and on a smallish bed, and he put his knee down right next to the very edge and it slipped off. It was really funny, though he didn't think so at the time.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Just curious what are some of your biggest fuck ups lol

the most common one (well for me anyway) (when the girls on top of man if your gay lmao) and your cock slips out and just gets crushed.. ouch lmao

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Ok, I've hit allmost all those fuck ups before but here are a couple of real fuck ups...

1) Call her by the wrong name (Even worse, I called her by her sisters name!)

2) Changing positions on the beach and got sand all over my dick (End of session!)

3) Didn't use a condom and...well, he's 12 now! LOL

- Slow -

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Originally Posted by slowlickitysplit

Ok, I've hit allmost all those fuck ups before but here are a couple of real fuck ups...

1) Call her by the wrong name (Even worse, I called her by her sisters name!)

2) Changing positions on the beach and got sand all over my dick (End of session!)

3) Didn't use a condom and...well, he's 12 now! LOL

- Slow -

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hahaahahaha best 2 ive seen so far

my first time.. i went in too fast i guess and she screamed and it was one of the most awkward feelings that i experienced

dog coming behind you and licking your balls/ass when a chicks is making you a blowjob... i completely freaked out... but when i remember that now i laught of it haha

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Originally Posted by slowlickitysplit

3) Didn't use a condom and...well, he's 12 now! LOL

- Slow -

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I've seen a kid that looks like me walking around with a girl that I had sex with and the condom broke. Needless to say I avoided that conversation.

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Originally Posted by crazyape

dog coming behind you and licking your balls/ass when a chicks is making you a blowjob... i completely freaked out... but when i remember that now i laught of it haha

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Lol, I thought I was alone there. Dogs have the strangest tastes...

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

... and the puking one... oh ewww.. i would of been so embarrassed..

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I would have been embaressed had he not already been my boyfriend for a year and a half or so before ...hehe...we just laughed our asses off about it the next day...

Still laugh about it...hahaha....