room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP!

sounds like something to post on collegehumor.com
too funny

hey be careful with smoking around him. If you do something that really embarrasses him he might tell your RA or what ever you may have at your school (if you live on campus). You may make people laugh at him, but he could get you kicked out of school. Just be careful

lol i dunno if id go THAT far but theres all kinds of ways

now that u mention it, please dont put that on collegehumor- that is the last thing i want to see

If the situation is getting out of hand (no pun intended) then wait till he is asleep and cut his dick off, I reckon that will stop him.

Cheers NCM

I don't really see it as a big deal, but then again my cousin used to masturbate under a blanket with me in the room, and I'd just shrug and read my book or whatever.

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tell him getting high makes masturbating feel better(probly wont fix your problem)

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Nah man, just gunna turn out having a cummy ass bong.

so what happened? did he quit beatin off?

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Originally Posted by cannabis=freedom

I don't really see it as a big deal, but then again my cousin used to masturbate under a blanket with me in the room, and I'd just shrug and read my book or whatever.

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Yeah but what his dick hangin out n shit to where you could see it?

hahaha put superglue on his sheets just before he gets in bed then he won't be able to move to jack off lol
Had to comment so funny.
Good luck.

take a picture and tell him if he does it again u'll make a copy and post it everywhere and give a copy of it 2 all the girls on your floor