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a vague slightly confused expression appeared on Kermitā??s face "blunt?" he said "grinder?"
Derricks eyebrows furrowed, he suddenly stood up on his weedy frame and slapped Kermit round the chops! "You American Jessy! Your a frog! you can swim!" Derrick picked up Kermit and attached a make shift lead made out of extra wide hemp rips to the frogs spinderly body and chucked him over board into the see! "swim to dam bitch, so mr nice can roll a friking blunt!"
just as derrickthrew kermit overboard
kermit spun in mid air and wacked derrick across his jaw with his huge feet, knocking him out
mr. nice saw this and quickly untied kermit
kermit grabed the weed from derrick's still body
and said>>>fuck u derrick im rollin a fucking blunt
where's that grinder???
Then a legendary bird swooped down towards the raft called 'Grinderbeak Mcdoob' and said "hey guys, word on the sea is you are in need of some grinding services"
After the remaining mash'eds established that the bird was not a hallucination they finally agreed to let Grinderbeak grind up their weed. However, what they failed to realise is that Grinderbeak Mcdoob is actually a skank-ass con artist who secretly ate 1/3rd of the weed during the grinding process in order to get high.
haha!
And then Kermit reached for his 45 and pointed it at Grinerbeak and said, "Bitch i'm short!"
Grinderbeak opened his beak in shock and revealed a tiny crime-fighting leprechaun perched on his tongue with a cannabis leaf emblem rather than the clover.
The leprechaun, named dankus, explained that he was living on Grinderbeak's tongue as part of a sting operation and had been hoarding the majority of the buddha that Grinderbeak tried to eat inside his little green hat. He then pulled out an ounce of beautiful dank bud and handed it to Stringfellow, who at this point had manufactured a burberry thong out of derrick's old clothes.
damn it.. surely someone's can top that
im on it... lol
Shit I actually killed it.
This was a good thread lol someone resurrect it.