How desperate of a virgin did you get?

Ahhh yes,i remember it like yesterday.

I was 15 and just got done with a long day of hangin out,outside the 7-11. It was like 12:15 and this smokin hot chick pulled up and parked near the dumpsters. She got out of her Jeep and walked into the 7-11,she bought some shit and started back to the Jeep. As she was fumbling for her keys as i walked over to her and grabber her by the hair and dragged her behind the dumpster. One donkey punch and alot of spit later and i am no longer a virgin. Oh and i was smoking weed just like everyone else when they lost their virginity.

This bullshit is just about as believable as some of these stories...

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Originally Posted by invision

my first was a pretty ugly girl.....i hold no shame

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That is a fuckin AWESOME way to put it LOLOLOLOL I cant stop laughing!!!!

I lost it to a prostitute in amsterdam. Best looking women i've ever seen in my life and best money i've ever spent.

I shagged my bird who was 17 when i was 14 - and we carried on shagging for the best part of a year - non stop.

Then i fixed her car for her and had to pay over £200 out of my pocket for parts - she never paid up so i told her to stick it.

Then a week after i finsihed it i knocked on her door for almost an hour before she paid me - and i put 50 interest on it.

Havnt seen the bitch since, and if i did she'd get emty water bottles thrown at her [it's all i've got in my van that i'd be happy to throw]

I was 14, she was 14, I hate her now, she still calls sometimes o.O (what the fuck?)

I lost mine when I was 15 and it was very odd experience and I was high at the time also. Like there was this pretty good looking 24 year old that worked on my parents back yard like doing the garden and shit and one day she was in the house and she knocked on my door to my room when she heard the bubbles of my bong and I opened it and she said can I have a hit? I was like sure and she sat next to me and we smoke the bong and a few joints and then all of a sudden she just started kissing my neck and yep... you get the picture and it was a fucking awesome day and was not expecting that. ( I also remeber the day before that happened I was in my room thinking to myself.. I must be ugly... I am never going to get laid ever, I bet i going to be 80 years old and never get laid and look what happend the next day lol) although it sorta sucked because I did not really know what I was doing and sorta had to ask for help here and there lol... but yea I thought so much of getting laid until i got laid and not its not that big of a deal... i dont treat it like the end of the world like it was when I was a virgin lol...

I was 14 and shes also 14,... She visited me on my province with her sister that is girlfriend of my couzin,.. we get drunk and did it,.. i kinda liked it tho coz its so great getting your virginity lose with sum1 that you really love,...i still love her till now but i need to get over it shes has a new life now and ME doesnt fit on it,..

hahahahaha, I remember it like it was.....two months ago. I went out with this chick for two weeks and we fucked on the two week mark in the damn bubble tubes on the playground. Wasn't really the best place but she was stoned and I was sober so I was like whatever fuck it. It wasn't really as awkward as I thought it would be. Only lasted like fucking 5-7 minutes because my mom had to come fucking get me. Anyway my parents found out about it like that wednesday and gave me hell for it and I realised that I didn't really like her as much as I thought I did so I dumped her pretty much. I needed to anyway because my parents hated her after that. Rule numero uno....NO FAT CHICKS....gross
she wasn't really like fat fat but a little bit chunky, and damn does thinking about it make me cringe:wtf3:

I'm 19 almost 20, still have had no luck. lol

I lost mine at age 11 to this guy I was obsessed with (he was 16). It was amazing! haha

Wow, sorry, but I find that preeeeetty fucked up.