Keith Richards snorted his fathers ashes!

This isnt true.. TMZ reported a follow-up story just hours later.

From TMZ.com:

So maybe Keith Richards isn't as hardcore as we thought he was.

Just hours after the Internet lit up with his claim that he'd snorted the ashes of his own father mixed with cocaine, his manager told MTV News that, sadly, it wasn't true. According to Jane Rose in an e-mail message, Richard's dad-ingesting comment was, "Said in jest ... Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."

Yesterday, Richards added to his own self-medicating legend by telling NME, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Of course now they say it isn't true. We all know it is true though. Shit he was probably gacked up when he said that and later was like, "Oh Shit whatthefuck did I just let out?":giggity:

i dont see any truth to it.

neither anything to make it false.

who cares anyways. whatta kooky rockstar! wooooah!

ozzy snorted ants big deal

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Originally Posted by halfassedjediknight

i dont see any truth to it.

neither anything to make it false.

who cares anyways. whatta kooky rockstar! wooooah!

ozzy snorted ants big deal

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if snorting ants is the first image of ozzy that comes to mind then you really don't know who ozzy is o.0

someone says ozzy and the first mental image that comes to mind is his fat ass shirtless holding a headless bat... (cuz a friend of mine had a statue/figurine of that exact picture)

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

if snorting ants is the first image of ozzy that comes to mind then you really don't know who ozzy is o.0

someone says ozzy and the first mental image that comes to mind is his fat ass shirtless holding a headless bat... (cuz a friend of mine had a statue/figurine of that exact picture)

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i know exactly who ozzy is doofus. ive listened to him since 5th grade.

this thread is about snorting stuff and it was relevant. darrrrgh :wtf:

besides how many people even know about him snorting ants? as opposed to those who know he bit the head off a dove and a bat?

Keith Richards is like the dealer they turned into the Robot in Robocop2. Without his ya yo KR would melt away like the wicked witch of the west.

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Originally Posted by halfassedjediknight

i know exactly who ozzy is doofus. ive listened to him since 5th grade.

this thread is about snorting stuff and it was relevant. darrrrgh :wtf:

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well it was just a joke :rolleyes:

like 75% of my posts are joke, along with 75% of the shit that comes outta my mouth irl.. i love making jokes out everything o.0

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

well it was just a joke :rolleyes:

like 75% of my posts are joke, along with 75% of the shit that comes outta my mouth irl.. i love making jokes out everything o.0

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well you get my point.

what a freakin' retard. why would anyone do that sort of shit?