the what if game

I'd have chunks missing from my head and dead blue tits at my feet

what if pussy was on the stock market?

i would probably have the clap..873 times. what if this thread was never made

Then the world would be 874 times empty.

What if e really didn't equal mc squared?

MC Squared would not equal E.

What if cops wore pink and rode razor scooters?

The cops do round here, don't they where u r?

what if i can't fink of a what if?

You should'nt say fink.

What if mustard got you really high?

Then I wouldn't have been sober throughout my elemantary years.

What if Big Bird was blue and Cookie Monster were yellow?

then all of the toilets in the world would flush at the same time and we would be flooded in a world of shit and piss water (similar to New Orleans)

What if everyone quit jacking off for 30 days?

suicide hot-line phones would be ringing off the hook

what if guys had vaginas and gave birth?

Then women would complain less...

What if you couldn't log onto Cannabis.com anymore?